I have no idea.

Bravo Doug. Another spot-on article with more humor than an entire late night routine. Though we need to send you something new to listen to. We all love Jimmy Eat World but how many months has that album been on repeat?

Console mounted shifters in trucks and SUV’s. Put ‘em back on the tree where they belong!! Free up my console for other things like slurpees, taco bell and Jesus pamphlets!

Did anyone say piped-in engine noises yet?

How about stance?

Behold!

It’s really oxymoronic.....you make a living off of conspicuous consumption, but you don’t come off as a total popped collar asshole. Bravo sir, bravo—you’re a mystery, wrapped in an enigma.

It is ... revolutiotic.

Valentino blinked his headlights and stretched. Today was a big day. He was going on the block.

So 64kV are being recalled. (sorry I'm an engineer)

The fact that he offends is why I watch. I like that he pokes those sensitive people and gets them irritated.

Dear Chevy,

Avoid Oliver

My uncle's 97 grand caravan had that
Trusty 'ol thing never wanted to die

2009 CVPI for $8,300

Pretty sure this Sunfire is not RWD.

Everything is gonna cost more than you expect, everything is gonna take more time than you expect.

Movie Shifting - So every time you grab another gear, you instantly accelerate 20-30 mph.