But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

In 2019, you can buy, new:

Fighting rust is like fighting a war.

Nothing. She should drive nothing because this movie shouldn’t be made and the franchise needs to die already.

You just know that he beat on it.

Riding a motorcycle on the road is a zillion times less stressful than riding a bicycle.

Screw that noise, I’m the type to buy cheap used sports cars so I can mod the hell out of them.

“Referred to as the greatest city in the world, by people who haven’t been to very many cities.”

Ignore them.

Headlight eyelashes.

Fiesta.

A lot of people have asked me about this in the last few months. Maybe when the next book comes out I’ll finally change it.

Word.

I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

I wish Doug Demuro’s Land Rover had this so we could see the impact on his Carmax warranty.

“Initially, I was thinking that every Tom, Dick, and Takumi in a Craigslist Civic, or a lowered Accord, or a modified Camaro would try to entice me into a street race, but it’s only happened once: about a month ago, a guy in a Cobalt SS revved at me before taking off in a glorious burst of Bush-era GM engineering.…

Well I just rented a Hyundai, took it as fast as I could across the Bonneville Salt Flats, drifted it, got it stuck twice, got it covered in salt, and then took this photo.

These are my two votes.

Ok, I’m sorry, but that just looks like a giant dildo with balls mounted on the top of the car.