I love this matte but somehow glossy blue that's been making the rounds.

Good thing my car came with BMW's most advanced American anti-theft system available

Behold! Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition, motherfuckers.

Redesigned for 94' Dodge Ram. redefined a segment and even stared in a movie. I'll always remember seeing my first.

I will leave this here...

A Satrun, any of them, even the ones from the 2000s.

and Ford Explorer

Is it lowered or did the suspension bags deflate like a 40 year old porn stars implants?

I'd like to see a Juke R on treads vs. Ken Block's RaptorTRAX. Why? it would be ridiculous and entertaining.

Start a signal fire to alert rescuers. This PT cruiser should suffice, and that wheelbarrow over there can carry lots of kindling.

"...where I drive shit Torchy can't have."

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT! A Small, RWD, 5 door hatch.

The apotheosis of sleeper. Hell yeah! I'd buy that for a dollar. Plus another 7,499. Nice price. And wagon! And brown! Shut up and take my money!

"Lets make the front end as large and awkwardly proportioned as possible without balancing the design anywhere else on the truck."

We need:

*sees headline*

Only $42,400, baller on a budget?