Unff, literally nothing better than having your hair washed, except then fucking.

No, but I would totally fuck Louie CK.

for the knowledge of anyone who is coming down here as a lilly fan to be upset, let me say, this is a post about the brand’s very deliberately calibrated identity, not about any woman in particular who wears it. i’m from the country club south and know there are plenty of ladies out there who (1) do not fear…

This is a pretty embarrassing outing, Captain Midnight. Go back, retool your shtick and come back when you’ve got something that will actually provoke a better response than “you’re a nancy, get rekd [sic].”

Endanger

So there you go.

The Artsiest Trill. WHATS UP DAX.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

The image in that last tweet is just terrible. Why would you add the extension to the top of the N like that? And without even trying to make it match up? It looks stupid. Whoever did that should be ashamed of themselves.

Can you imagine how many incidents just like this happen every single day? And have been happening every single day for the past 200+ years? And have not been caught on camera?

Our honeymoon was wonderful until our last night. It began as a lovely evening, we ate delicious food, drank entirely too many cocktails and retired to our hotel room around 2 am for some sexy time. We both passed out and the next thing I remember is being in an elevator on the fourth floor with the doors open. Our…

My new husband and I stayed in a cute little cabin on the Olympic Peninsula and cooked for ourselves the whole week while exploring the rain forest and local beaches. The very last night, we decided to splurge on a nice dinner out. We got all dolled up and had a drink or two and had a lovely evening. Driving along the…

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yeii to new Jean Gray casting

As long as they keep the "Be A Man" song in, then I'm okay with this.

Voting for Shang

Yes, all of the above. Walking away from something you think is great with someone you think is The One for legit reasons is probably the most adulting I've ever had to do. If he came to me tomorrow and said "Let's figure this out", I would do it in a heartbeat. However, the grown-up part of me knows we both need to…

For sure—if a part of you is hanging onto the feeling that if it weren't for this One Stupid Thing, you'd be together, then that's harder to accept than, "Well, he was a Jerky McJerkpants." Been there. It definitely takes longer to brush it off.