If only there were a club for all the cute baby seals...

Spiders.........eek!

It's proper etiquette to extend ones pinky when delivering a well-deserved crotch kick.

I think she's trying to show how above it all she is and how she thinks fashion is stupid and she's trolling with those facial expressions, etc. But here's the deal, you don't show up in couture if you don't give a shit. You show up in ASOS or Uniqulo or whatever. I want to be like, You're not fooling anyone, sweetie.…

I don't know what this is. Everything about it is just horrible. Even if she was going for an edgy look it fails.

Oh Captain, my Captain!

Also, the lack of pubes thing doesn't make any sense. As he says in his song: "And every last inch of me's covered with hair!"

For fuck snakes

"Someday my prince will cum."

Now THIS is the strangeness I was looking for when I clicked on this article.

It's fun to subpoena the YMCA

That scene kills me every time. I'll admit that not only had I seen this movie a good 20 times until last year- when I ended up writing out a psychosocial assessment on Will Hunting and watched the movie 10 times in a week. My other favorite that gives me all the feels:

It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

"ASK ME QUESTIONS WHEN I GET TO THE TOP!"

Yeah I don't think that's unusual among healthy people with good boundaries who actually think about the person they are in a relationship with.

Yeah, that was definitely more reflective of Chris Pratt than the character he was being paid to play in a movie with fake creatures that don't exist in the real world. Jesus MF Christ, it wasn't a documentary.