I love tiny old people. He's like a 70 year old man in a six year old's body.

ALL DOGS ARE PUPPIES!

i don't know. i'm taking the whole thing as they were both super drunk and started having sex in public. the "do you want this" sounds like the bystander is asking if she wants to be doing this - having sex in public and being photographed, etc.

Long live the

...nutraceuticals?

At least show an actual EastBurn grilled cheese and not a Denny's one. I don't know why that matters given the story, but I feel surprisingly strongly about it.

My main takeaways:

Wait, are we supposed to believe her answers are spontaneous?

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"

she didn't get the job and wound up marrying a guy 25 yrs her senior and living as a housewife in Connecticut.

Correct use of apostrophes enhances the beauty of the world.

Those images makes me feel like:

"WARNING: there are a few fashion nipples ahead"

So is it just me, or has everyone at this particular Fashion Week obviously has been watching a lot of Game of Thrones, right?

That's probably lighting. It's kinda magic.

Like, can we please just do a grand, cosmic reality check here? Heat causing or enhancing weight loss: how do people think that this is how the human body works?

This dress. I need it. Where do I find it?