Because of reasons the writers could waste time making up but I’d rather they spent that time not catering to people who don’t know how to suspend their disbelief while watching a movie about space wizards with laser swords.
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I lay on my couch and cried for ten minutes after watching this. Brutal episode, special show.
“UGH I HATE MY WEIRD VIOLET EYES AND FLAME-COLORED HAIR, WHY COULDN’T I JUST BE NORMAL HOT” - every Mary Sue ever
And the cover was copied from someone else’s painting. Because of course it was.
Dear MVP,
Has MVP’s boyfriend met a specific person he wants to sleep with hence he’s come up with this? I would probably think so...
I’ve lived with pretty severe bipolar disorder I since I was 14 (diagnosed only at age 28, but the symptoms set in far, far earlier than that). I know the pain of being so depressed you can’t get out of bed for days at a time, so much that even the thought of showering is too exhausting to accomplish. I know how it…
Tatro’s mother told investigators that her son has received apologetic texts from one of the girls since the accusations came out, which said the situation was “blown out of proportion,” and that she hoped nothing bad would happen to him.
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I know his theme song.
Tender sex as a MO gets on my last nerve. It’s ok sometimes, but other times you might want to get a little boisterous. Rough even. And when you growl, “Spank me,” and your tender lover goes wide-eyed and whispers, “I could never cause you pain,” that’s when you know this just isn’t going to work.
Get it Britney. You’re in you’re mid-30's, still up on the stage, shaking your ass. I’m a fat mom in my 30's and I’m eating a 3 Muskateers bar at my desk.
You really really really really really really like her?
I still love the music video she did with Tom Hanks. So adorable.
I’m going to listen to this song until my ears fucking bleed AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER ABOUT IT
Galaxy Quest is hands down the best Star Trek movie.
Galaxy Quest is one of the most realistic sci-fi movies out there (in my opinion). Their reactions to everything were SO real to me haha. Aw mannn Alan Rickman :(
Anytime I answer a question with “do I”, I say it just like this and people look at me like I’m a crazy person.
But to be fair, Sam goddamn Rockwell is a treasure in Galaxy Quest.