It's available and not too expensive. Just search "Russian mobsters stole my kidney dress" on Amazon.
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While some celebrity ladies are tormented by the tabloids about being, sad, lonely, or, better yet, "pregnant and…
If you got shitty service, don't just bail on the tip. That's a cowardly and unproductive thing to do. When the bad server in question comes with the bill, ask to speak with the manager on duty. Explain to the manager what transpired. They may be willing to offer some accommodation—and many times at a level that would…
My parents met at a bar as well. My dad managed to pick her up and bring her home, but she kicked him out and took her phone number back, due to guilt over cheating on her boyfriend, a one legged bar tender. The next day my father came back uninvited, planted himself on her couch, and refused to leave until she…
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George Takei with a kitten at Seattle Pride - photo by Adam Armstrong
This is a dumb (creepy) idea. If they're trying to raise money for MathCounts why not host a Pi Run (3.14 mi)? Much nerdier and therefore intrinsically better.
He must know about the original A Modest Proposal that suggested (among other things) eating babies right? He MUST be at least somewhat aware that he named his message after the greatest work of satirical irony.
At least it wasn't a vagina dentata statue?
I was once on an escalator going down to a DC Metro station when some guy slid by me and a pack of people on the hand rail, and said "Out of the way bitches" as he passed. When I got to the bottom of the escalator the dude had his shin bone poking out of his leg. That was satisfying.
"I just can't believe it's over, Dave. We founded D&G's Tacky as Fuck Wedding Centerpiece Emporium with such high hopes."
Worst week ever for 3 year olds. Don't forget the one that Drogon charbroiled and dropped from the sky.
(669) 221-6251. Memorize that. Then next time you're at a bar and a strange man insists on getting your phone…
I don't think I've tucked a shirt into pants in over 10 years.
Extra +1 for appropriate use of Joe.
When Biden started to say, "If I saw it happening...", my brain immediately filled in an image of him grabbing some guy by the scruff of the neck and bodily chucking him down a staircase.