1. I fucking love your name.

I think that's just the way we're raised. The whole women have to be polite and quiet and not make anyone else uncomfortable thing.

I thought she asked nicely and never said anything giving her opinion. She asked straight-forward questions.

I just did this at my desk. I've never noticed it but my knees are pushed out farther than my hips. I'm trying different positions as I write this. Question: do women have the same thing happen and cross their legs because it locks them together? Also, am I a manspreader if I don't take public transportation? Also, I…

Yeah, parenting is a losing battle. So let parents just give up and not bring anything entertaining for their child. Do not get upset with them because as parents they've already failed. JustAColander is seriously out to tell everyone to shut up about kids because that's his/her thing. Not ours.

Oh, big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it.

It doesn't make sense to compare the general population to a celebrity whose income is dependent on their image. They don't pose half naked to try to be confident or convince anyone that they are confident. They do it for money. That's how they control and use their sexuality. They use it to make millions. Also,…

She's a rapper. She's not doing much different than any of them.

Usually, it's maybe a word or two a paragraph WRITT3N LYKE DIS! But damn, this one was almost the whole thing. Too much killed the humor it had.

I tried my best but could not read anything. Calm the fuck down.

For reals. People dig it too.

My favorite. I love listening to her in bed.

I'm a 6 ft 220 lbs guy and I was terrified the night someone was trying to break down my front door. I was alone with my bat in my hand, shaking, and talking with the 911 operator. I was brave at first when I was shouting for the guy to go away or I'd kick his ass, then realized BOTH my roommates were gone for…

With SNL I always expect my favorites to bomb. Things can turn stale so quick.

I'm going to go against pretty much everyone and say the show actually made me laugh. I also like Sarah, but then again I'm high whenever I'm watching her perform.

No one will ever top that!

YES! I love eating steak. Don't know shit about it. Always order it medium-rare. Always enjoy it. Hahaha MEAT

That's horrible! So sorry you had to go through that. I can't even imagine something like that happen. I don't know where you went to school but in Southern California all that was provided to us or available. I can't fathom putting that burden on a child.

My parents would spank me constantly when I did things wrong. My mom took it to another level sometimes. Now she always apologizes for it, but I always tell her it's fine. I tell her I'll probably do it to my kids (not that bad and to clear things up my mom went through a lot of mental shit). For as many fuck ups…