I’ll just leave this here.

I just renewed my subscription. What happens now?! I love getting mail...

Oh shit. I have a subscription for Details. You’re right.

Along with Psycho and The Silence of the Lambs.

This scares me. A lot.

This scares me. A lot.

I thought that right away too. Have you used them?

I thought that right away too. Have you used them?

Solarmovie

White racist slurs! Hahahahahaha!

The page isn’t loading the test. Happy levels going dooooown.

I’m thinking they have other passengers on the train as witnesses. If they don’t then the train company has the witnesses. Either way it should be easy to prove which side is right with witnesses.

I don’t even know how to react at this point.

Jump out the window.

I’ve never pissed myself, but here’s a story involving a lot of piss.

Ajax and a scouring pad are all I need to clean the entire bathroom. I tried all the tricks and products when I was a teen and in charge of cleaning the bathroom. My mom would always get angry I wasted so much money and wasted so much time with tricks when all I had to do was scrub “CON FUERZA!” and not be a “huevon.”

I’m horrible at this! I guess I’m shy. It’s the worst at Hooters where the girls basically stare into your soul with their big beautiful eyes. Oh and I’m fucking gay.

I’m sorry all of this happened and is happening. You truly are a survivor.

My boss said this when we had harassment training for all upper management. We all just stared at him including the person training us.

I’m just that type of person. I can’t really take care of anything. I buy glasses every 3 months, my car looks like I go off-roading but I live in LA, I’m always covered in bruises but can’t remember who hurt me...

I’ve been wanting to upgrade to an iPhone 6 but everyone I know that has one has bent or cracked theirs. I have the 5s and drop this thing every single day. Not carpet drops either. Tile in my apartment, asphalt when I get out of my car and forget it’s on my lap, and even the kick and make it 10 times faster maneuver…