I’ll just leave this here.

I just renewed my subscription. What happens now?! I love getting mail...

Oh shit. I have a subscription for Details. You’re right.

This scares me. A lot.

This scares me. A lot.

I thought that right away too. Have you used them?

I thought that right away too. Have you used them?

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I’m thinking they have other passengers on the train as witnesses. If they don’t then the train company has the witnesses. Either way it should be easy to prove which side is right with witnesses.

I don’t even know how to react at this point.

Jump out the window.

I’ve never pissed myself, but here’s a story involving a lot of piss.

Ajax and a scouring pad are all I need to clean the entire bathroom. I tried all the tricks and products when I was a teen and in charge of cleaning the bathroom. My mom would always get angry I wasted so much money and wasted so much time with tricks when all I had to do was scrub “CON FUERZA!” and not be a “huevon.”

I’m horrible at this! I guess I’m shy. It’s the worst at Hooters where the girls basically stare into your soul with their big beautiful eyes. Oh and I’m fucking gay.

My boss said this when we had harassment training for all upper management. We all just stared at him including the person training us.

My dad made us sneak in a family meal from KFC. Star Wars. I thought i found the potatoes. They were really watery but I thought they just had a lot of gravy on them. Turns out I drank all the gravy. My family couldn’t stop laughing.

I finally find someone I like here! I hate that everyone complains but still bends to someone else’s will in the end. You did the right thing.

I was thinking this the entire video! Can they? They should.

I’ve been reading all these Bernie posts and wondering this same thing. They are against him because he thinks he can help moniorities with economic tools. They take it as he doesn’t believe in racism and can’t fight it. So what the hell is their solution? You can put scream black lives matter all day every day and…

I thought so too, but the songs so far have been good so....wait IT’S WORKING ON ME!

The color was named after the liquor. So red should be chartreuse?