Yeah, the only problem I've had when I've worn boxers or nothing and ran was my balls sticking to my inner thigh.

That doesn't really hold up seeing how we all know shooting people isn't fair game. It's a movie.

In America, the male presents his python/anaconda and the female either rejects him or

I want to know too! (boxer-briefs guy here)

Yes, his charm is what she sees. What we all see.

That poor girl. We should have some organization that cares for people in these situations. Something like "here's all this money to help you get by the rest of your life and here are 10,000 people that have volunteered to hug you all at the same time and puppies."

How do I find this?!

I wonder if girls used to think "Well, it's photoshopped so I'm good" and now they're thinking "OH SHIT THAT IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED FUCK THIS COOKIE I CAN'T"

Well the woman is also at fault for not getting a good realtor.

Better than finishing your new entertainment basement, sitting back on your La-Z Boy, and tuning into ABC News' special: Street Walker Strangler.

True, but most people would feel the right thing is to be told. I would react the same way if my landlord failed to tell me that his son tortured and killed women in the basement of the house I'm renting. But I understand if you think it's no big deal. I just thought your original comment didn't really connect with…

What about the part of the serial killer's mother being your landlord?

I was lost a few days ago the first time I read it too. Just got it right now.

This is why I burn all my old clothes and make sure to throw my leftover food in the garbage disposal.