First things first. “HitchBOT,” for all practical purposes, was a garbage can with an iPhone in it. It could not…
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Two years ago, I was hired as a campaign coordinator for a community initiative in South L.A. I got the job because…
JK Rowling is good at Twitter.
Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.
“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock
As a sacramento native and a high school teacher, let me be the quotable expert on K. J.: fuck, this guy is a sleezebag.
At this point, I should be used to seeing backlash against Emma Sulkowicz, but I still wasn’t fully prepared for…
Given the control being asserted over fighters with this Reebok deal, I think arguing they are ICs and not employees is pretty damn tenuous. I hope the UFC enjoys all the worker's comp actions coming their way.
Strike away, anything that fucks James Dolan is fine by me.
When NBA owners locked out the players four years ago, it didn’t come as a surprise. For months before the league…
Congratulations to the person/people who planted a tree between the pitching mound and home plate on the baseball…
Venturas, ranked:
My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”
My favorite MJ competitive story was from one of Sam Smith’s books where the Heat were leading the Bulls late and started to trash talk Michael, who was having a going-through-the-motions kind of game. He then went on a one-man 8-0 run in the last two minutes (ending on what Smith called a “SO THERE” dunk) and after…
What a fucking dork you are, man...Social Justice Avengers. Adjust your hat, neckbeard, and venture forth from thy parent's basement. Breath that fresh air. Take a hit from your asthma inhaler. Now relax because it's just a comic book.
Great piece, and only one small quibble. Rovell is not "harmless". His worldview is profoundly nihilistic and destructive, which itself isn't a problem, but becomes one when he incessantly peddles it to his x00,000 followers (he blocked me long ago, so I can't look up his stats). He's a sociopath with a large platform.
"they are the sons and daughters of Thomas Jefferson"