It needs machine guns in the doors, ala Rolls-Royce umbrellas.

This car basically screams "Fuck the poor" and has no fucks to give for plebes.

This thing looks mean as fuck, like mob boss status.

You think that's impressive?

GIGANTIC HANGER

I swear to god, once this ice bucket challenge started the portrait video uploads has gone through the roof.

The dude with his crotch squared up with the business end of the exhaust is a brave, brave man.

What about the guy with the pickup, in the left lane? He keeps trying to drive away. And why is he towing a giant white boob? "I've gotta get this huge boob away from that fire NOW!"??

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

Until you hear the WHOLE story, don't judge. Condolences out to the Ward Family.

Okay, here's my personal take on this. It's only my opinion, so take it at that. From the video (it's on the deadspin post) it doesn't look like Tony "gunned the throttle" to hit Kevin. The throttle blip came at the exact same time as the contact, which could imply it was more of a reflex reaction trying to avoid…

And to add how I feel: There's nothing about this that isn't tragic, there's nothing about this that wasn't avoidable.

D-Air airbag system is too long. I propose we simply call it the D-Bag system, as that is what it will save bikers from.

Who's driving the cop car with the dash cam? Because I can see all four hands at times. Is it maybe some kind of battle wagon, where there are extra seats for the guys whose job it is to yell into the radio and fire their guns?

I'm not your buddy guy!

This is what a porter did at the dealership I worked at. He as told to take it on the highway for a quick test, instead he went on a dirty road, hit about 70, caught a crest and got almost caught a little air, overcorrected into the side dirt mounds and flipped it. A quad cab long box dually. Flipped it.

People were let inside the sausage factory and they don't like what they see.

Personally... the local news channels love this investigative stuff.

He needs to pour a 55 gallon drum of whup-ass on those jerks. And remind them that they shouldnt screw around when A CAMERA is present...what idiots.