they know how to celebrate getting LeBron back

Just like a man. Promise her something / deliver something else.

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.

Good thing he already brought the glove, eh fellas?

Yard art.

In the truck drivers defence, the signage is pretty poor. You need some kind of eagle eye to spot that clearance sign and be able to stop your rig in time. It's very close to the overpass and theres a great deal of vegetation around it. Surely this guy cant be the first to smash his trailer against that overpass, and…

I bet that dog doesn't even lift

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

I would rather watch the first season of original Top Gear flipped upside down in a sepia tint, dubbed over in German with Hieroglyphics as subtitles, than ever watch another Top Gear USA episode.

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

Looks like she was trying to cut her off but the truck couldn't get in front, so she just went over anyway. She's committed, I'll give her that. Now lets commit her.

The case with almost certainly be dismissed on summary judgment. Plenty of people have Carrera GTs who are able to handle them + it'll be impossible to prove that there were defects in the car. Assumption of risk also applies in operating a car like that and (I think) the investigators found that speed was a factor.

Next up: Motorcycles.

Would have been even better if someone was riding the mower!

*tube-framed Toyota-engined special in the shape of a Toyota Tacoma

Tacoma posts aren't scheduled until Taco Tuesday.

This is not a particularly satisfying example of justice; it just looks like someone made a mistake. This is nothing like the crap I see on a near daily basis where people blatantly blow through red lights, ignore right-of-way rules and disregard turn-only lanes.

There is nothing in her original statement that could be constructed as a threat against the airline. She just played the stereotype card and the airline bought it.

Even if the tweet was legit, Ibrihim could have been tweeting that he's bringing his wife's family in for a surprise. Nothing sinister.

Was this a smart…

My guess is the impact killed the video feed, otherwise I'm sure it would have been shown.