I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

If you have low oil, the engine stops. The new engine will come with a new sensor.

GOTTA RACE THEM DYNOS AMIRITE?!?!

I have to admit that I almost feel bad for attacker, I mean aside from the potential mental health issues there. This is your moment of fame where you dropkicked a 70-year old man from the back and he barely felt your attack.

My car wouldn’t be able to clear that if it could straddle the bump. And it’s a hybrid!

I’m incredibly confused by the cost....

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

All the stars.

Take them all you magnificent bastard!

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Can we just get rid of twitter? It doesn’t seem to have actually added any value to humanity. 

As a fellow Engineer, this was my comment as well. You really have to work in the industry to understand all the crap with suppliers etc that leads to constant changes. In some cases, I’ve seen monthly changes for a new product in production, because of how rushed the project was in the first place.

Here come all the people that weren’t going to buy one anayway proclaiming that they aren’t going to buy one.

Seriously, there are areas of this country where a stunt like this is going to result in gunfire. 

Wow, how often did someone need to modify balance/fade 

And if the airbag deploys while the wheel is turned? Are we just gonna blast a tablet at the passenger?

I generally like people

compressor surge and turbo flutter are two seperate things. What the Audi has isn’t compressor surge its just the flutter u hear. its just recycled air being sent back into the turbo fans.