People idolize Kim Kardashian whos only “achievement” in life was a sex tape.

“Apple’s feature will devastate small businesses”

Cool BUT, is there much reason to jailbreak anymore? Sure a customized layout grid and scaled icons is awesome but is there support still like there was in the Cydia days? Are many tweaks or 3rd.party stuff even offered? Last Tim I jailbroke most of the previous "stuff" was outdated and no longer supported. Just…

the cake is a lie.

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

If you have low oil, the engine stops. The new engine will come with a new sensor.

GOTTA RACE THEM DYNOS AMIRITE?!?!

I have to admit that I almost feel bad for attacker, I mean aside from the potential mental health issues there. This is your moment of fame where you dropkicked a 70-year old man from the back and he barely felt your attack.

My car wouldn’t be able to clear that if it could straddle the bump. And it’s a hybrid!

I’m incredibly confused by the cost....

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

All the stars.

Take them all you magnificent bastard!

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

I liked this review. Thanks for writing it. I specifically liked how you shared stories of your personal and anectdotal real-world experiences, rather than just spout of specs and objective comparisons.

That’s it, folks, shut it down.

I used to be an instagramer like you,

compressor surge and turbo flutter are two seperate things. What the Audi has isn’t compressor surge its just the flutter u hear. its just recycled air being sent back into the turbo fans.