Me either. I mean America is great and all, but not so great that I don't hate the inconsiderate dicks who shoot off fireworks until 2 or 3 in the morning. I get it Cletus, you're celebratin' Murica, but can you not be an asshole about it?

You say, "Women don't need it to be healthy". I beg to differ. My girlfriend has been using birth control since she started her period over 15 years ago to regulate her otherwise totally irregular cycle and to prevent the ovarian cysts she is prone to getting (and happily for her, none of the decreased libido side…

Can you imagine being cornered by her at a party? Jesus. Could be a very committed misogynist troll (notice how she slipped in a barely disguised "just keep your legs closed" argument?) but if she's real, DAMN.

You just lost any credibility you had (it was very flimsy) and any respect as a commenter (see also: flimsy) by bringing up coat hangers which was obviously intended as shock-value low-blow. Get over yourself or get lost. Or both.

Hello! Woman here that isn't sexually active! Hi. Yes. Birth control pills do a lot more than just keep sexually active women from having teh babiez. It also helps people with PCOS (like NakedMoleRat mentioned before me) and women like me with debilitating cramps and really heavy periods. If I didn't have the pill I…

iuds can be non-hormonal, and emergency contraception is for emergencies, so how is this rant relevant?

Hi. Woman here. I have PCOS, which means I don't shed my uterine lining without medication. My hormones freak the fuck out and I gain massive amounts of weight in a short period of time and also generally feel like shit. The medication most used to treat PCOS is a birth control pill. Nice try with the whole "women…

Male hormonal birth control exists and is actively being worked on, but at this moment it doesn't work. Look into the current issues they are encountering, the most common is that these treatments in tests tend to cause a flaccid state(last I checked rubbed dick isn't a great selling point).

Women owe me sex! But those sluts better not get pregnant! If they do, they cannot have an abortion and I don't want to pay for the baby! And keep paying for my Viagra!

Yeah well, insurance covers viagra so dudes can have penisfeelgoodtime. I guess women are just supposed to go "oh well I have Viagra dude's baby now lolz"

Do you think insurance companies and the government are the same entity?
Bless your sad little heart.

No, allow me to pay for my own birth control out of insurance which is part of my compensation.

Obamacare will insert Uncle Sam into your uterus! Not if I get there first!

For you, perhaps. I had to open all my curtains and turn on all my lights.

Some of those "men's issues" you listed aren't even real anyway. For instance:

"That particular statistic is from my personal observations. I'm just speaking here as a dude."

By that logic, though, these companies need to place restrictions on how their employees spend their paychecks. What if they spend Hobby Lobby money on birth control?!?! Is that a tacit endorsement, too? Best to just pay your employees in monopoly money that they can only use at the company store.

Jezebel Basic

99% of the time I discipline straight away, but there is always that 1% that the stories they come up with and their behavior just makes it too fun to not drag it out a bit. I believe this is one of those times.

"Ask him!" Miles knows what he did.