I’ve been talking about this to Ellen and Elton and we have disbarred those people from being gay under section 1 of our charter that demands that only people who exist can be members.

My close gay friend Jack Mehoffinnaairportmensroom

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

Meanwhile. elsewhere in Texas, a friend of mine ran out and bought a bunch of bouquets from a florist and headed to the nearest courthouse. She spent her morning handing them out to gay couples coming in for their marriage licenses and was invited to be a part of several weddings today.

To those nice people in Texas who don’t act like this.

Hmmm...

Williamson County (where I live) is doing it too. (County immediately north of Austin)

I want to point out here that the county clerks answer to neither the governor nor the attorney general, as they are officers of their local county government. This is why Abbott and Paxton are being so passive-aggressively vague about the whole thing and why many clerks are blithely ignoring them.

Denton County, when you’re behind fucking McLennan County (Waco!!), you know you’re doing something wrong: http://www.wacotrib.com/news/courts_an…

The license application vendors here in Georgia didn’t expect same-sex marriage either. Yet somehow, people were able to figure out that you can use a pen to cross out the word “bride” or “groom” when it was inapplicable and write in the correctly gendered word. It’s a shame Texas doesn’t have pens, apparently.

Those in political positions do not speak for all Texans. I personally and like 99% of the people I know all support gay marriage. We hate our politicians, yet the uneducated and freaking wealthy in our state are enough to keep voting these dumbasses in! But, hey, the mayor of Dallas thinks it’s great. :)

OKAY BUT DID THAT PASTOR SET HIMSELF ON FIRE YET OR WHAT?

It would be cool if we could go one day without a dumb ass politician making me want to leave my beautiful home state.

Personally, I don’t care if a woman had two kids out of wedlock with two different men assuming she’s taking care of them. But holy hell, her whole abstinence-Jesus-holier than thou shtick had me so angry. If you aren’t going to listen to your own advice, get off the fucking soap box!

It’s still a thing. The exact specifics of how one does it vary a little from region to region within the U.S., and from nation to nation worldwide, but it’s a thing.

I’m guessing you like a lot of caramel in your frappuccino.

If you really think this is frothing and snarling, you must be new here.

He deserves to be punched in the face with a Kia.

Why doesn’t this taste like the corned beef I had in New York twenty-five years ago?!”