Following Pope’s departure the Texans interviewed one black smoke before settling on white.

On one hand, Stevens is such a dipshit for this. On the other, I'm amazed he bypassed his standard move of asking to speak to the manager. 

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

“Gritty”.... could that be the word you’re looking for?
He’s a gym-rat, He’s got a high sprinting IQ, and he’s sneaky athletic. A grinder who just plays the game right!

i went the office job route instead of declaring for the draft and regret it to this day

Dammit, save it for the show! The fights are the best part!

I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

“I will never let myself forget this day. I will tell my grandkids one day about this and the night grandma scored 25 points and had a few rebounds.”

I feel like the edgy sports websites are always going to have an internal battle between catering to the tastes of current sports fans with keeping an eye for how this is going to look five years from now. Remember, it wasn’t that long ago that Drew Magary called LeBron James a cocksucker. I don’t know how he feels,…

I used to hang on a history forum many moons ago. One of their tenets was the idea of free speech and the exercise of it; the mods tried to do their best but part of the problem was themselves. That self-selected venn diagram essentially underwrote all the anti-”liberal” spew that all the right-wingers had to dump…

I get that comments sections are hard to maintain, because no matter what website I go to, there is a plethora of racist, sexist shitheads that just dump comments everywhere they can (even my local san francisco newspaper’s comments section is overrun with racist, sexist conservatives who hate all the people who live…

I’m a Steelers fan and I’ve been loving this. Just wasted a couple of hours letting a couple of typical nut jobs on one of the Steelers sites explain to me how this is all because Bell and Brown were raised in “urban communities like the suburbs of Columbus” and that Roethlisberger was raised to take responsibility…

Because when you have two of the best skill position players in the game, you definitely have to side with your brain-made-of-jelly, held-together-with-duct-tape, soon-to-be-retired, whines-and-throws-everyone-else-under-the-bus, rapist, gray-dicked QB.

Ben will probably just force him into signing. 

“In order to get those head-coaching positions, you have to first work up through the coordinator system at the NFL or have a top coaching job at the college level”

Damn, Roy from The Office really fell on hard times.

His pregnant wife would have told him not to waste beer while she handed him a battery.

The worse thing to happen to Dan Snyder is that Skins fans are apathetic.

I mean, the real kicker is, if he was Josh Gordon, regular dude living in Boston, he’d be fully within his legal rights to smoke as much as he wanted, all he’d have to deal with is the virulent racism of being a black guy in Massachusetts.