Yeah, here's another tape Goodell probably shouldn't watch.

Too late, I sampled Cincinnati Chili yesterday.

On other recruiting news, Myles has received two scholarship offers, one from the San Quentin Stick this up your Ass football team, and the NJ State Prison Broomsticks football team.

It's a damn good thing the superintendent has a way of shutting that whole thing down in cases of legitimate sexual assault.

As a former resident of Cincinnati, I second this.

"Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. "

I wish I could tie together the fact that a recruit was leaving a program where young boys were penetrated in the locker room to attend Penn State.

That's just because Ford Field is one of the few places in Detroit with reliable heat.

I'd argue that the cancellation of the season has more to do with the lack of control of the coaching staff, that either a) they had no idea what took place in their locker room, or b) they knew about it and did nothing, perhaps even condoning the behavior.

Lying about rape? He really is a great fit for Penn State.

I've heard alcohol cures the pain, at least that's what Rob told me. But then he gave me the middle finger and ran me off the road.

Hey, it's the Post. What did you expect?

I'm not saying Spillman was asking for this but he does dress like a football player.

If you think Michigan fans wouldn't be defending Hoke if he were 5-0, you're delusional.

Adrian, Ray, please note the fists do not come in contact with the child or woman.

I was at a bar last night and saw it happen, everyone else had was looking the other way....I started to tell some of them and thought nah they won't believe me.

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.

These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.

So, I count 4 sentences. Let me guess: you only read 3?

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.