You say potato, I say violent criminal bound for prison.

Pacman Jones was last arrested 12 months ago. So........no. Still a criminal.

Half of the Bengals fan base is in Kentucky, so they're equally as confused about why kissing their sister is deemed a bad thing.

Seems fair. Key loss can be frustrating.

Hey hey hey let's at least point out the obvious good thing about the game!

Finally, a Penn State rape that Joe Paterno actually didn't know about.

Hell, there was VIDEO of Pacman Jones punching a woman at a bar, and Mike Brown's response was to say "we see him around here every day with his child, he's a good man, he's trying his best". So I'm not that shocked.

Ah, the Penn State defense....

I could understand this if it were a rush-to-beat-deadline job on a website. But to let this happen with a newspaper? Man, that's some serious lack of editorial oversight.

Two words - "diminishing skills".

No, it didn't. It gave you an ankle injury. There is no information available that shows your head hurts.

Notre Dame fans and Syracuse fans got into a fight. All I know is that not enough people died to make the world a better place.

Roger Goodell has just suspended him for life, to prove he's tough on this sort of thing.

When was Johnny Football accused of rape again?

Thank you, Deadspin. I was at a bar watching this game with my girlfriend, who did not believe me when I said I saw a girl grab her dude's junk. You've validated me.

"@ravens : The unnamed player has apologized for his role in this Deadspin article."

"It's only domestic violence if she remembers it"

This is a very touching moment, and I'm happy to have seen it.

You neglected to mention that Muschamp also put a permanent suspension on every Florida fan's ability to attack Urban Meyer for being light on consequences.

Hey hey hey, WHOA....this is in north Ohio. They do NOT eat that shit in northern Ohio. That's a Southwest Ohio thing.