Hey, careful where you drop that mike, it almost hit me!

Guys, guys, calm down. Yes, it's true that Amber Battle has been shown leveling three separate attacks on players that day on the court, but it's all better now that she's known as Metta World Battle.

Excellent addition to this, thank you for pointing us towards it.

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There was actually no hidden meaning behind it at all. She looks kind of young, so I wasn't sure whether I should use "girl" or "woman", so I went with the more generic "female". That's all.

I'm looking at the female and thinking that I don't blame him.

Weekends are hard, buddy. We know. Rush Limbaugh will be back on tomorrow and he will tell you what your opinion is then. It'll alllll be better soon, I promise.

11. Having to listen to Marty Brennamen on the radio and realize that you're surrounded by Reds fans, the third-worst fans in the world (behind Penn State fans and Red Sox

....says the guy that keeps responding himself.

Let's recap your arguments;

Really? Is "I know you are but what am I" all you've got?

Oh great, he left.

Really? You sighed in text, and I'M the one being accused of hyperbole?

I understand that Machado has his head up his ass metaphorically, but that doesn't mean you get to claim that a pitch at the knees is "throwing at his head".

"Punch"?

Two incidents?

Seven? I say 10-30 games. That move was far more dangerous than anything else we've seen this year, and it was the follow-up to a weekend of him acting like a dick. Not just a one-time momentary lapse of reason.

Dammit, my GF kept jokingly referring to it as Wicked Smart (with a Boston accent), and that seeped into my brain.