Florida prosecutors will decide sometime next week whether or not to charge him.

Isn't that an NCAA violation? The Florida basketball team accepted a sizable gift that had been denied to others. Seems pretty clear-cut to me.

Suspect was reportedly screaming "YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?

Any team that nearly loses to an average opponent on the road couldn't possibly deserve a shot at the title.

What if I told you the stadium was playing "It's Rainin' Men" at the time? Then would it be funny?

Slugged someone smaller and weaker than him?

The technology exists. We just need to create the iTaze app.

She ran on the field at Iowa and made headlines in her first attempt. This can only mean that she'll blow out her ACL in practice this week.

Pierzynski whining like a little bitch? Well, that's a first.

Hal McCoy MUST be first on this list, and there is no comparison.

The column later discussed his issues with people not getting over the "felon tag" that the Bengals unfairly have on them. Seriously, it actually said that.

Come on, Hernandez, think! You play for the Patriots. Video evidence means NOTHING when you play for the Patriots.

Steve Urkel, wardrobe artist.

I see your comment, but it's tough to focus on it through all the crying you're doing.