His character in Girls is so repulsive I had to stop watching the show. No matter how funny it is, it can't trump the grossness of him as a character or, even worse, their execrable relationship.

well Perry and Swift is fighting over a douche, that's just tells me everything i need to know about them

I prefer to think it's empathy and communicating on the other person's level but insecurity makes sense too.

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

Using violence at all is a primal and cowardly way to personal solve problems. Whether it's against a man, woman, child, animal....it is indeed cowardly and harmful.

WHAT?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............! I was really looking forward to your review of the new caramel apple oreos! :(

Haha! See? What you did there? Taking what I said, and condensing it into way fewer words? I love that.

LINDY'S LEAVING TOO????

Wait, Lindy is leaving too? What is going on? Where is she going? Geez.

*everyone nervously checks their iphone settings*

If a doctor or medical professional asks you to do it, nice try, Dr. Feelgood, but these clothes are staying on. Use your x-ray machine to diagnose skin cancer.

:(

Kelly, do you keep special Squees for after-bad-news posts? Thank you for this, btw.

PinV has NEVER hit anywhere near a tingly bit for me. In all SORTS of positions.

I sound appalling when I orgasm. I feel like everyone does. It's all grunts and heavy breathing and the occasional squeal - like a dying pig. One of the biggest hurdles I had to get over to orgasm regularly was not feeling self-conscious about the sounds I was making, because I would get too focused on trying to…

Good thing no one asked you.

Humphries was her second marriage. I have no room in my head for important knowledge because I know shit like that.

*duct tape