That picture of him gets more and more creepy each time it’s used.

Preach. I sit at a desk all day and this is the 10th smarties roll I’ve eaten in an hour. stop bringing your kids leftover halloween candy to work. i’m going to get the beetus :(

This is totally me as well! I came from a family of non huggers and all through high school my friends and I nevered hugged, then I get to college and I was the weird “non-hugger”. So I too, learned how to hug and I’m sorta ok at doing it except a few months ago when I tried to hug a co-worker who lost an elderly…

The email addresses on AOL were your usernames but because I was 12 I thought there were two separate things. I actually would email their username and ask what their email address was and then write it down in a little book.

Oh you and your sensibleness!

Because you are a lovely person, with good priorities.

Learning to value physical comfort over hiding “shameful” parts of my body was one of the most freeing things I ever did. I didn’t swim for years because I thought I was too fat to appear in a bathing suit, and figuring out that it didn’t fucking matter, that the world would not end if I didn’t shield it from my…

“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.

I’m sitting here at work, and said out loud (and disgustedly) “Tablescapes?” and now people are looking at me (and this was before I even reached the directions telling me to do so).

I think it’s practical because being angry screws with my sleep pattern then the next day I am grumpy as hell.

I love how the cat doesn’t even look after knocking the tv onto his face.

My husband and I are childless by choice, though not 100% that we're never doing it (I'd say 80/20, as my husband fell madly for our friends' 2 year old daughter, who ADORES HIM and thinks he's the best. That's why she's the smartest kid I know). I think he'd be a great dad. I think I'd be a shitty mother. I am often…

Huh? So you don't mind sending them money, but you don't want them to tell you what they plan to use it for? I do not understand the logic here at all.

Maybe they all found out they were the father!

THIS THIS SO MUCH AND ALL OF THIS

I thought I was the only one! My grandmother misunderstood me. I said I need a pair of pants because I can't find them because I live in the middle of nowhere. (My size sells out as it's the average female size.) The only store we have is a Walmart the rest are boutiques and I am not paying 100 bucks for a pair of…

My husband hates me because of Laundry Mountain.

My husband uses toilet roll to blow his nose. If he has allergies or a cold going on, he will take a roll out of the bathroom to keep in the living room/office/kitchen where he is. Then he will leave it there.

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.