I was 100% this couple except no one would date me so actually I was just sad, lonely Goth kanye.

Who's the real idiot at E?

No, I know you're Taylor's biggest fan. They both seem like really nice girls, their friendship is sweet and Karlie is truly worthy of being called a supermodel. Taylor is like, a small country.

ugh, please grant me ONE day of being surly toward someone who is six feet tall, 22 years old, and from a happy rich Midwestern "good values" family with the world at her feet.

if she is good on her, since she's snatchin money to feed hungry kids.

Also she sells these vegan "kookies" through Momofuku Milk Bar, yet owner David Chang is an aggressive anti-vegetarian. But what does Karlie care! She and her misspelled name la-dee-dah'd her way through an upper-upper-middle-class childhood; a successful modeling career free of Terry Richardson, model apartments, or…

The other day I was leaving from work and noticed the tell-tale green box of Thin Mints lying in the road. Then I saw a sleeve of the cookies scattered across the road, but I couldn't find the second sleeve. I slowed to a crawl and scoured the area, finally noticing the intact roll of deliciousness resting, apparently…

the data collected might help those who are living with depression or cancer get their appetite back

.... Are they getting a renality show? Eh? Eh?

May I suggest a name? Organ Grindr.

cereal is way, way better when the milk is almond milk

I take it as a "you may kiss my ring" kind of gesture. Cats are benevolent overlords.

Mine does that. He's very pawsy. He does this, too:

If people want to try this, I'm all for it (though I myself want no part of it), but for God's sake please don't let them call it tofu or anything reminiscent of tofu. It needs a new, unique name. Can you imagine the nightmare for restaurant servers?

If they sent this to everyone, I wouldn't really have a problem with it.

I was in line to pick up my ComicCon pass and realized I didn't have my wallet. Hats off to my patient husband and huge group of friends for putting up with me while I flipped out, checking car, suitcase, and everyone's bag. No luck. I was not really worried about not being able to drink or get anything as hubby and I…

I watched yolk drip off of her nose and she never even wiped her face with the napkin. They kept eating, paid and left, putting on hats and coats over eggy mess like nothing had happened.

friends forever. We could be friends forever.

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