Just me, or did anyone else initially panic that "Lindsay Lohan, 28" was going to end with "Dead"?

the bigger worry is the discrimination against people without kids

I'm cancelling this week everyone. This week is now over. Everyone please go home and set your alarms for Monday morning.

I think you misread the story. Most people sext whenever they go to the store called Tuesday Morning. They see a decorative garden statue and get so turned on at the low low prices that they just have to take a naughty pic and text it to someone.

I'm amazed by all of the responses from people saying that this happened to them, too. It happened to me when I was 10/11, and it definitely was traumatic and affected my friendship-making skills in good and bad ways (I learned to choose my friends better and only let those people in who treated me right, but I also…

ugh i so get that. the weird thing is, i am really a very sweet person, but in social situations where i'm uncomfortable, i turn myself up to 11 on the goofball scale, so i come across as gregarious, upbeat, and confident, when i am honestly non of those things. i am VERY funny, in these situations, but it's a…

Eating bread while intercoursing sounds like the best use of one's time.

Fuck this. Fuck this whole thing. Fuck all these people.

Why would there be a photo from 2004 of him promotion a show that wouldn't air for another 5 years?

You mean the BEST Ren Faire in the whole world including fairs from actual Renaissance times? God, I love that place.

I work in a cancer lab. My choices are obsessive use of hand sanitizer or get cancer when I don't wash my hands properly after dealing with infected mice and radioactive blood.

This was a tough one. I too was (and now am, again) quite the foodie, but I lived with a vegan for four years. AND, she didn't cook. So I learned to be a foodie vegan (as much as that's possible) and actually found that it improved my capacity for creativity.