It is kind of challenging. My upbringing was "comfortable"—I wouldn't say super wealthy, but my parents were well off. I was gifted a car on my 16th birthday (and I said snotty, ignorant things that I now regret, like "well it's just a Ford Focus"). They paid my college tuition. I was fortunate, and probably didn't…

So I saw Giuliana's apology via a Facebook story on my newsfeed. I wish I hadn't clicked to read the comments, because the first (and only) 5 that I actually read basically said some variation of the following:

girl can rock red lips. I bet she never even gets lipstick on her teeth, unlike us mere mortals.

But I honestly feel like she is gorg without makeup. If I could look that way just naturally, you better believe that I would never spend my time or money on makeup. It seriously bums me out how much time I spend on my face, and I don't look half as good made up as she does bare-faced! If I could have those 30 minutes…

This is how I know I'M getting old: I have not heard this term at all until just now. Ugh, kids these days. Get off my lawn!

I was at a food demo that the Vegan Soul Kitchen guy did! And his food tasted awful! And the rice he was making was like, not ready in time and people were leaving the tent in droves all hangry about the promised rice that they were not eating, and it was like 105 degrees, and UGHHHHH. (This is like not helping the…

A quick Google search tells me she's from Chicago, too. DUDE IS SHE STEALING MY LIFE? I mean, minus the fame, fortune, beauty, and height, we could basically be twinsies.

Ha! I really have no opinion on her, tbh. Is she a vegan too or is she just cashing in on it as a "trend"?

I was unaware of the vegan cookies. As a vegan AND a Carly, I think Carly's Cookies is far superior. Bitches need to stop misspelling my name. "Karlie" looks like a 7-year-old decided on the spelling. Throw in a backwards "R" and then we're *really* in business. /shade

I want to learn how to fill in my brows but every time I try I look frightening. My brows are very light and sparse compared to my naturally dark brunette hair, and I can't seem to find a color that looks convincingly natural. (Plus I'm sure my technique is all wrong.) Did you teach yourself? Did you use youtube…

You win the internet today.

From my understanding *all* the thin mints are vegan now, regardless of bakery, but you are right—ABC has the vegan-marked options and LBB does not. I'm vegan and my area is ruled by LBB so I was very disappointed that I couldn't stock up on multiple vegan options. I have four boxes of thin mints and I'm fairly…

Yes! Too high to give a fuck is totally the problem. I'm all "I shouldn't eat an entire box of girl scout cookies.... EHHHHH WHAT'S ONE BOX?" But then like, I go to the doctor today and see that I've put on 15 lbs in the past year, and it's like, maybe I should start to give a fuck.

Welp, there goes my day, thanks! I'm home from work today because of an ill-timed doctor's appointment, and this is exactly what I'll be doing with my very open afternoon.

OMG I forgot how much I missed that ridiculous reality show.

The only thing I can imagine feeling worse on my knees than 26.2 miles of continuous pounding on pavement, is crawling along the pavement afterwards. Holy fuck. I love this. GET IT GIRL.

This sounds like the only way to watch this movie. I'm so jealous that I don't have any girl friends who will do this with me! My one friend who is interested in seeing it, is EARNESTLY INTERESTED, and she was more-than-mildly offended when I admitted I only borrowed her copies of the book so I could hate-read them.…

It just depends on the relationship, period. I was with someone for 7 years and we never moved in together (the bulk of that time was spent in college, where we basically lived together because we were at each other's places all the time, but never officially on a lease together) and then when we got out of college,…

I <3 your brows.

There are dairy-free sour creams on the market. You can also be ambitious and make your own from raw cashews—although I haven't tried that yet, because lazy.