I commented about the same thing! Wtf? But I guess if I had an ass like that, maybe I'd flaunt it too.

Wait, why is she naked from the waist down for a tattoo on her shoulder? Or am I seeing things?

Idk, sometimes I think my cats have the capacity to comprehend and think like humans, and that's why they watch me in the shower/watch me have sex, because they have the brains of skeevy old men.

Inquiring minds would like to know when we can expect a Mark Shrayber Grapefruit Technique post. There is no reason why I should have heard of this on XOJane first!

I was conflicted, too. I adopted a Russian Blue mix (in my user pic) and he was originally named Grayson. Now that is an adorable name for a snuggly gray cat—but I knew an asshole kid in high school with the same name and that ruined it all for me. Just could not do it. Also I feel weird keeping the shelter names,…

Mine was named Kenny! All I could think of was South Park. Who would do that to a cat!?

Brilliant. I volunteer for a shelter and for the longest time, all our kittens had Hunger Games-inspired names. It was obnoxiously overdone. Wompus, however, is just delightful.

I am The Person With All The Feelings, too! It has caused a number of fights, and I'm all like "*sobs* Why don't you care about my FEELINGS?!?!?!" Man. A lady with feelings just can't win.

Totally agreed! This one went past midnight, at least from what I can remember. But still. It was the worst.

I recognize the effectiveness of IUDs, but I just.... arghhhh. I'm way too squeamish. I have to mentally prepare myself for like, a MONTH, to get a run of the mill pap smear. It is my most loathed minute of my year. My doctor is super quick about it and I barely even noticed she was in there last year, but I still…

Who throws pepperoni in the a/c vent?! That, I think, is the best part of this story. Lamp dicks are a close second, though!

I think I just drunkenly shed my clothes. I was mortified when I realized my bf's friends might had all seen my boobies. YOLO?

This is more about after the wedding than the wedding itself, but...

I never understood the gay-on-bi hate. I have many gay and lesbian friends, none of whom identify as bi—and many of them have even gone as far as to say that they don't a) believe in bi-ness, or b) look down on bi-ness. I don't want to speak in general terms for ALL of the gay and lesbian population, but just from my…

Sigh. Already shaking my head at 8:43 am. I hope that she gets the help she needs and deserves.

I feel like "injuries to her voice" trivializes the matter. I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure a voice cannot be injured—a throat can, a voiceBOX maybe. Would they say a man's "voice" was injured if he was being choked?

But the complicated thing is that the fact that they need me to nag them is SO bothersome to me. So I seem to attract them, but I have such a love/hate relationship with the situation. I wonder if I'm bitching at them for their laziness because I'm projecting my OWN laziness onto them. Hmm. I need therapy! :)

I'm running through the tally in my head of all the boyfriends I've had and the ways I've tried to "fix" them. It dates all the way back to my very first high school boyfriend, who was as everyone else said a "loser," so I dated him and tried to make him happy. I was then bullied as much as he was... but every single…

For realsies? I've never heard this about injury recovery! But, unsurprising considering my doctors have been pretty useless.

Also: SCIENCE claims that beer helps runners recover faster, or something. http://draftmag.com/beerrunner/stu… This is why I only run races that serve beer at the finish line. :D