Of course! I reserve my long runs for weekends so that I have 500 extra calories to play with. That will go to either beer or cookies, depending on my mood and the status of my social life.

Ugh. My SO worked at a bakery for a few agonizing months last year part-time and the owner was a disgusting man who kneaded bread dough with his bare hands WITH OPEN SORES ON HIS ARMS. I give all fresh-baked bread the side eye now.

Ugh. My SO worked at a bakery for a few agonizing months last year part-time and the owner was a disgusting man who kneaded bread dough with his bare hands WITH OPEN SORES ON HIS ARMS. I give all fresh-baked bread the side eye now.

Just jumping in to say I have a male friend who is 34 and has been messing around/FWB with a coworker for years and years. I asked recently if he liked her and would ever entertain a REAL relationship with her, and he goes, "No way. She's like 40. I have an age range and there's just no way it would ever work." I was…

Dude, that's nuts. I sympathize. We are actually traveling cross-country to go to a vegan resort for our wedding, so that in itself weeded out the assholes. Just immediate family for us, although I did have to research and PROMISE that there is a steakhouse nearby because, and I quote, "We expect a steak at some point…

Depends on how snotty I'm feeling that day. I think I reserve "uhhh..." for my jerkiest and most self-righteous of moments.

I'm with ya, sister. But what does it say about me (and our society) that I see that billboard and think "my, that's actually quite tasteful" (in comparison to everything else we absorb through the media each day). Over-sexualization is so normalized. Le sigh.

Oooh. I haven't had a rice crispy treat since my pre-vegan days. That sounds nomz!

I love that! And that spread sounds fantastic.

Lol - been there. Some people just assume that salad must mean vegetarian.

I want to hug you! I love when my non-vegan friends get pumped about trying something new that they otherwise might not have tried. It doesn't mean that they're suddenly going to adopt my lifestyle, and I don't even want them to! But just knowing that they're open to trying it and can see how delicious it can be is…

Right! Just the word "vegan" scares so many people. I had my parents over for brunch, and I made vegan pancakes. My dad said after the meal: "I really had my doubts... but this was a really good meal." Um, yeah. Because it's hard to screw up pancakes!

Right? I've asked my family to attend my vegan wedding dinner and the response is OH GOD HOW COULD WE SURVIVE ONE SINGLE MEAL OF OUR LIVES WITHOUT OUR PRECIOUS STEAK? I get it; eat whatever you want, I don't care. I'm not a preacher. But for christ's sake, it's one meal of your entire life.

Ah yes, I forgot! Because Republicans are self-cleaning (like vaginas!) and won't be affected by the water shortages that are exacerbated by America's cattle business...

No worries. It's a long story actually and not something to be proud of, but in the name of the internet, I'll satisfy the curiosity. :) I met him on a journaling website (like Livejournal, but a different site that no longer exists) back in 2008 when I was with my ex. My ex and I were having issues—we were college…

GUH. The only option I can see with exes is to cut the cord. Period. I had to break up with someone after 7 years together. 7 years! And at the end of it I knew that there were no more feels left. We were together out of comfort, we'd stuck together even after a cheating fiasco, and we were really nothing more than…

Me too. I cannot watch it without laughing. Pure brilliance.

My fiance has degenerative disc disease and all sorts of other not-fun back problems, and we both approve this message. :D

Ha I posted the same thing, but the YouTube version with "Sail" playing.

This is why I always wonder about this kitty. I laugh hysterically EVERY TIME, but part of me also thinks ":( did kitty make it?" :/