How did Russ even see that guy? All I saw was a floating note.

I know a lot of people think that paying the cost of a ticket entitles them to the right to scream whatever vile shit they want to at the opposing team, and I’m not saying those people are wrong, but I am saying they’re all assholes.

*ahem*

That’s “wives,” Russ.

Visiting Hollywood Blvd is by far the thing I tell people to avoid the most. I’d say check out the area around union station and DTLA. You’ve got Olvera street, chinatown, the disney concert hall, The Broad museum, Little Tokyo, The arts district, plus the exploding food scene there.

For San Francisco, I would include the following which are a waste of time and money. Parking can be a real bitch as well:
- Chinatown
- Pier 39/Fisherman’s Wharf
- Ghirardelli Square
- Union Square
If you want a better Chinatown experience go to Clement Street between 2nd and 12th Ave. The food in that area is a lot…

Please seek therapy.

This is a hard one because there are an awful lot of things that are touristy nightmares, where you’ll be herded around like cattle, but ultimately the thing you came to see delivers.

Her actual quote about a completely different film

1. Brie Larson never said that about Captain Marvel. She was referring to reviewers for A Wrinkle In Time. So you’re indisputably wrong about that.

Christ almighty, you’re such a transparently disingenuous liar.

Meanwhile on Fox the ad says, “Eat us to own the libs.”

I’m going to be honest, I’ve never really expected much from Papa John’s. 

This is Indiana we’re talking about. Lamey got it from Daly, Daly got it from someone else, that guy got it from his son, his son got it from his 7 year old neighbor; you can keep going down the chain until the entire state of Indiana has lost their jobs or has been expelled from school.  

Good thing racial discrimination is non-existent in America and those NFL players can go back to proudly standing for a national anthem that clearly respects all its people regardless of the colour of their skin. 

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

yet the owners scoffed at the idea of a celery cap.

You take that lettuce home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going!

A chef, a trained professional, should know better than someone with no training.

If someone orders steak well done, they actually don't like steak.

I dunno, I never found the toys that tasty.