RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

“EST-CE QUE VOUS SOULEVEZ MEME, BRO?”

I can’t believe this Taiwanese baseball league is just going to act like the First Amendment doesn’t apply to them.

Also from last night: Megan Rapinoe is a national treasure.

Mr. Papa, I am technically a millennial and I consume no less that 1 pizza a week. I assure you that we are not the problem. The problem is that your pizza flavored food product is a spherical representation of depression. I do not need to feel any sadder than I already do as I shove slice after slice into my mouth,…

Millennial here. He’s actually spot on. We just voted red and green as the official colors of our generation at our annual conference last week. 

“You know, the Colonel also spoke of the better ingredients in which our Aryan brothers were made from, not like those oth.....*dial tone*”

counterpoint: whale blubber (esp in akutaq) is fuckin tasty as HELL

But what about BLACK on black violence?!

Yeah, but the cart ride for his family back in Texas had to be much longer, right?

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

This is wholly inconsequential to this entire shitshow, but they’re playing the anthem before practice now?! PRACTICE?!?!

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

Take off, but don’t leave the planet.  That results in some bad times.

Pretty sure that would have decapitated Neymar.

Thanks for the anecdotal evidence. I had a friend once who only trusted anecdotal evidence...

“I don’t understand this well and will say so freely, but I’m going to riff on it anyways to make you scared like I am.”

There is virtually nothing you eat that does not carry a risk of infection. This is the worst kind of scaremongering, and you should be ashamed of yourself. What’s more, it’s the worst kind of writing to equate the “briny” taste of oysters with the assumption that it has been harvested from “brackish” water. Brackish…