Vacationing at CVS is the best! They have all the junk cereal you could want (and I want a lot of it), plus funny greeting cards!

There is no duckface in witchcraft, Katy.

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Same.

After carefully reviewing the entire internet, it appears I was wrong.... there are, in fact, dinosaur ghosts.

Oh man, that Kathleen Hannah Montana (haha) album will never happen, especially now that Miley is probably making lots of money for other people.....but damn, I sure would be curious to hear it.

Can celebrities stop using the word "curate" for everything? BRB, gonna go curate my highlighters and pens.

I knew a guy once who had the classic drunken blackout tattoo moment, except that when he woke up with a brand new mystery tattoo, his was beautiful and said "Karate Explosion" in gorgeous script with pretty curlicues and stuff. Did he do karate? No he did not. Does he know where he got the tattoo? No he does not.…

Calling it now: Aquaman will look like Hercules.

I kind of wish Kiefer would have gone the "I'm not even sure who that is..." route. That is my favorite celebrity bitch move.

Speaking of Food Network, who watches Next Food Network Star and can we please discuss:

He's brought several lawsuits against me for having "Raspberry Beret" stuck in my head without his permission.

Yes. Celebrate. Just don't post any of your celebrations on YouTube or elsewhere.

Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

My cat just learned how to open doors so I'm basically a duchess, right?

But but OG Barbie had a bunch of careers.

I'd rather pay for a table than have to deal with one of those assholes any day. But, I'm also a hippo so what do I know.

I wish she had sent him pictures of actual whales and hippos