Castleburn
Castleburn
Castleburn

I both love and hate American Horror Story. It's like being in an abusive relationship that you just can't end...

They always look really good and then in my opinion about halfway the plot goes to the crapper and I'm disappointed it wasn't cooler. Coven should have ended better!

This is exactly why I tell people not to call me after 10 PM unless it's an emergency. I get up at 5:30 and every freaking minute counts.

Not to mention that just because the car looks fancy, doesn't mean it is worth any considerable amount of money. My first car that I bought myself was an almost ten year old BMW 318ti, literally the lowest of the low when it came to BMWs but it was in perfect condition, had great maintenance records, and I liked the

This 100 times over. The big thing about being poor is that it self propagates.

Is there a way for me to translate this article for my cocker spaniel? Cheers to 3 years of getting up twice per night because her bladder is the size of a peanut!

AS I WAS WRITING THIS, MY BUNNY TRIED TO CLIMB UP THE RADIATOR LIKE A MONKEY.

I liked the Weekly World News. They really knew how to do crazy right. :-)

hey blake:

Posh Spice: OH MAH GOD A BLACK MAN IS NEAR ME

Thank God for Sophia....

SP: If this bitch pisses me off, I'm going to tie her to that chair and make her regret the day she ignored me.

Am I playing the game right? Or am I not supposed to remember this piece of shit is a violent piece of shit?

NO FUCKS GIVEN BY RUSSIAN COUPLE.... Actually wait. One fuck was given.

Perhaps even a rainbow bridge too far.

Oh, Kevyn Aucoin. How I miss you.

ACTUAL. NATIONAL. TREASURE.

no one deserves a Lifetime bio.

LeVar holds the keys to the internet's heart right in his hands.