Pedantic but important (for an antisemite): Polizei is police not in Italian, but in German. 

Man, I want to forget this fuck and yet we get this and have to contend with ‘this man once led a fucking country...and wants too again.’

I want to see the suit he may make with the quarterback shoulder pads he has been trying to pull off lately.

And I’m embarrassed that the son of a comedian doesn’t understand that comedians are judged by what the audience think is funny. Not what the comedian explains is funny.

Someone needs to clue Roseanne in that just because she was joking doesn’t mean it was funny. I seem to remember her using up that excuse when she groped herself while singing the national anthem, and it didn’t work then either.

Wow Rosie is an edgelord....

When I find myself sifting through a comedian’s deranged ramblings for a kernel or two of “funny,” I’m kinda done.

Okay. This shit has gone far enough.

How does Tate still have access to his media accounts? Isn’t he in Jail?

Still, while Musk has boasted about being in “real hard-core street fights” whilst growing up in South Africa (where his family part-owned an emerald mine), other stories offer a, err, conflicting account of his fighting prowess in his youth.

what do you mean there can be no winners here? we all win if the three of them die. (bonus if they die in some stupid, funny way like slipping on banana peels during the fight.)

What was the reason women couldn’t be in power? We were too emotional and would do something asinine like start a war based on lies because our daddy didn’t think we should be president and we had something to prove to him?

I mean, she WOULD really fit in there...

God help us all if the alternative for the closeness that is crossing my mind is occuring.

Who cares? If Tori Spelling wasn’t Aaron Spelling’s daughter, she would have dropped soundless into the black hole of human history. In the immortal words of Nat X: “I’ve seen better actin’ from tough-actin’ Tinactin.”

Does it possibly explain how he feels about women, and about liberals, and artists? Yes, armchair psychologists will have a field day with this.

...regard their impending trial as an opportunity to “demonstrate their innocence and vindicate their reputation.”

It’s good when bad things happen to bad people.

I think we all need to admit that Harry and Meghan are just boring. They seem nice enough, but at no point do they seem at all compelling enough to be stars. And I like them. I love their story. We just need to stop expecting more. They’re pretty and bland. And rich. Let’s just check in with them every 3 or 4 years…

What happened to Bebe Rexha is scary, I’m glad that she is doing better and does not seem to have any long-term injuries. Especially since Melissa Benoist ended up with lasting eye damage due to her ex allegedly throwing an iPhone at her face.