That seems unlikely, given how so many Republicans seem fueled by rampant insecurity.

The dicks will never come out.

This is all so sad and pitiful and undignified, and yet I am certain that the “Tiny D” shit is absolutely driving DeSantis crazy inside. I bet he’s begged his handlers to let him respond publicly about how well-endowed he is, and they say no, and every day DeSantis just slow burns a little more. With any luck, about…

Good point! If she doesn’t make your personal dick hard, she definitely deserves to be bullied for aging or gaining weight. 

i prefer people to be real and just straight up call someone a piece of shit if that’s what they’re being. cosmetic surgeons are constantly doing this online to famous people and they’re so often wrong. i guess that’s the influencer part, they know they’re full of shit but that idiots will buy what they’re saying.

one…

Axe body spray on steroids.

If they believed him, they’d show when she leaves the bathroom too. funny that they left that part out. 

God, I feel like it might really be that vapid. Nice people, but clueless.

More playing the victim from the woman who told a teenager who was clearly being groomed and abused by an adult to kill themselves.

Well, these are people who voluntarily went to meet Trump at a diner. They probably would have been disappointed if he didn’t do something super-tacky and on-brand like ducking the check.

Good. I simultaneously wish these two a long, happy life independent of the British monarchy, and want them to shut the fuck up.

Is ANYONE surprised at this? Anyone at all?

Grifters gotta grift.

I think it’s the other way around, actually - he clearly didn’t actually want to win in 2016 (and was visibly surprised when he “won”), and now he desperately wants to in order to try to stay out of jail.  His disadvantage this time is that the syphilis has had seven more years to advance.

This shitstain is going to be president again, isn’t he? 

Who’s paying you to be this pedantic?

People really don’t want to accept that Connor is a giant (figuratively) walking cliche.

He punched the Heat mascot so hard at the same event (as part of a bit) that they were sent to the hospital with a concussion.

Wow this write up is almost as long as the original article. How did you not make a bigger mention of the Bosnian rose petal water? Is that even a real thing? Rich people are fucking weird

I’m not sure what the true “reputational harm” Stormy might think gets people to forget she slept with that slug Trump willingly and knowing he was married. Add in she did it for a role on TV?