That was him. I remember because, looking at a picture of him, I thought he looked about as close to a human demon as I’d ever seen. Truly amazing.

“Hey, we didn’t go all the way OK? There was a rubber in between us the whole time!” - That guy probably.

Yep. Mr. Valve has a 9-5 job that, before lockdown, basically consisted of him working 60% of the time and spending 40% of the time fucking around because he was more efficient than the other people in the office. Now he gets all his work done, all his chores done, and even gets to spend some time with Little Valve…

Yeah, and honestly there’s been a fair bit of mumbling for a long time that SJP is a covert asshole, so none of this is shocking. If Kim Cattrall gets a boatload of money to record a few lines, good for her.

Depp might not be the draw he used to be but honestly it seems like the system is trying its hardest to get him back. Even Dior rehired him.

I always knew their breakup would be epic. Nothing but PR thirst the entire time they were together. But even I couldn’t imagine how horrible this endless divorce would turn out. Those poor kids are going to be screwed up for life. 

This was my thought as well. Obviously he shouldn’t be pushed to name names if it makes them feel unsafe or uncomfortable in any way, but like... why even bring it up, then? Why bring up allegations like this if you’re not willing to hold that person accountable for what they did?
It smells like a desperate stunt to…

It’s weird that the summer only has room for two films now. That’s climate change for you!

I mean, some celebs with EXTREME talent manage to work consistently despite going through substance abuse problems on the regular; Robert Downey Jr. came back from a downward career spiral that would have killed a less likeable and good actor and got a second life. Russell Crowe had a bunch of public drunk and…

If I believed their outrage was genuine I’d be glad for the stress to affect their physical health. But it’s not the real kind - it’s a pleasurable performative act because cruelty is what activates their brain’s reward system.

No Tara. Your years of being a hot-mess, paired with mediocre acting skills, killed your acting career.

Reid’s reformed party posse who’ve somehow managed to become more than the butt of America’s jokes: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, etc., etc.

How conservatives imagine college instructors: “Hi class, today we’re going to be discussing how capitalism is the root of all evil and the US should pay every Black person $1 million per year in reparations. And all cops should be shot in the streets.”

It’d be nice if they could break the cycle, I just wouldn’t bet on it.

It’s not just Michelle, it’s all wives in the IBLP by design. Even children are expected to literally swivel their heads and stare adoringly while their father drones about whatever BS they’re on about. It’s really disturbing to watch in action because it’s such an unnatural looking response.  

The best part is Robert Redford is still alive. I cannot wait to read his reaction on this.

That is one of the teachings. Women are supposed to gaze at their husbands with a look of wonder and fascination whenever they are speaking.

There are a lot of horrifying aspects of IBLP but here’s the one that, to me, best represents their insanity: IBLP women, like the Duggars, are expected to wear their hair long and curly (permed, if they don’t have naturally curly hair). Why? Because Bill Gothard thought women looked most beautiful with long, curly…

It’s not defending Kim though. It’s pointing out how men “discover” an activity women have been doing for years and mocked for it. Not only makeup but everything.

Imagine wanting to be a douchebag forever.