Sorry, but ANY makeup company that claims to be feminist is full of shit. Without female insecurity, they’re out of business.

On top of the fact that he’s a horrible person, from a branding point of view, he looks like he smells like whiskey B.O. and stale urine. I do not remotely understand using this crusty sock of a man to peddle fragrance.

The red carpet video has been analyzed by experts, and it turns out that it was merely a routine slice of life for any couple arriving at a fancy event. Transcript follows.

Uhhh, it’s called Truth Social, be polite. 

Come on. Like he wouldn’t still be going “Mmmph, MMMPH, mmmmMMMPPH!”

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I can think of a few physical ways to shut him up. Like sewing his lips to Steve Bannon’s asshole. 

So she is French Canadian.

Bottom line, if the gun wasn’t secured enough to keep it out of the boy’s hands, it wasn’t secured enough, period. You can say it was just an “oops,” that one time someone forgot to put the gun back where it belonged or lock the safe. But if you’re handling the gun often enough to get absent-minded about it, you’re…

Authorities say Taylor’s firearm was legally purchased and according to her attorney, was secured on the highest shelf of her closet with a trigger lock. There are still no details as to how he got a hold of the gun.

Oh man. I can dream. Stewart definitely wouldn’t be daunted by that POS.

Agreed. And it begins with a very simple first step: the control booth cuts his mic when others are speaking. Period. His chief tactic is to simply prattle on like a toddler, drowning out reason. The added visuals this would create, of an old asshole railing silently in the background, would just be the icing. 

They should hire some Dutch reporters. Look up footage of how Trump’s ambassador to the Netherlands was treated by the Dutch press. It. Was. Glorious. They do not take any of his shit. When he claims he did not make statements, they just shoved a tablet in his face showing footage of him saying it. Then later at a…

Me too. For Trump, they really need to go out and find the guy/girl who knows how to journalistically mud-wrestle...someone who will fact-check like a fucking sledgehammer until things get clear, not just throw up their hands. I bet that person exists, if any news organization had the guts to find them and stick them…

I keep going back to that woman in 2016...I think she was at CPAC. She spouted one of Trump’s lies, the reporter corrected her (oh, those were the days), and the old woman said, “Well, never mind. I choose to believe it’s true.”

In the almost eight years that Trump has been in the political arena, the media has learned next to nothing about how to cover him. They continue to embarrass themselves in ways that actively hurt American democracy.

Make it make sense...President Town Drunk says he doesn’t know her but knows that she had a cat named Vagina*...

The head of CNN is attempting to siphon off FauxNews viewers...

Standing up for pedophiles and rapists to own the libs. Christ, you are an insufferable dipshit. Don’t you think it’s a waste of everyone’s time to troll every Jezebel post with canned right wing talking points without ever backing anything you say up with, you know, evidence?

I’m not clear, is the mother suggesting the child shot the teacher because he felt like he was being ignored?  I sure hope not.