“Jesus - beautiful man, Jesus, a lot of people say he is the second greatest person behind me, though I got more votes. So Jesus comes down and meets me at Mar-a-Lago for a luxurious meal and starts crying. ‘What they are doing to you, it’s - wow, you are perfectly leveraged on all your properties, did I tell you that?…

“Hate the sin, love the douchebag.”

You two sound like we’d be friends.

And millions of people, including many women, will STILL vote for him.

5 bucks he spins this as an attack from the left within 24 hours.

I’m very glad it went this way. I’m also sad because it will change nothing.

okay, christians, let see you spin this one for jesus!

Imagine that bozo looking in the mirror, applying finishing touches, and thinking: perfect. I look great.

Torn between thinking “cunt holes” is repetitive but also kinda liking the way it rolls off the tongue (no pun intended). 

Look, I don’t mean to be alarmist but your hubby sounds like the kind of guy who’s on the shortlist to pull some shit like this down the road.

if one juror holds out for acquittal, i hope the other jurors beat the shit out of him/her (probably him).

I believe that her (horrible) point is that there’s no use in talking about any form of gun control. In her view, gun control has been litigated with the result being gun control is completely off the table. She implies that we need to forget about gun control so that we can move on to some other solution, but I have…

I am still trying to figure out exactly what was lost. Did Dems lose something specific to the debate because the only thing I have seen is Repubs refusing to even answer anything related to it. They don’t answer why people needs them, they don’t answer anything in regards to the shootings, they don’t answer....SHIT.

I have to tell you that we who live in other countries think you Americans are bat-shit crazy about your guns. Trust me, we have more than our share of crazy people up here in Canada. Yet somehow we have only had about 30 mass shootings in the last 100 years. In the entire country.

She’s a useful reminder that just because Donald Trump calls you a miserable bitch doesn’t mean you aren’t actually one.

I’ve read Kelly's tweet many times, and I still don't know what her point is. She's upset that the gun debate is lost? Or she is giving up? Was the Texas shooting a good or bad thing for her? What is she trying to change?

Katy Perry’s one of those people who, no matter what they wear, makes clothing (no matter how expensive or well made) look cheap af.

Yeah, I don’t watch this either, but on a scale of wrongdoing where black is evil and white is perfect, “is a bit selfish and thoughtless about the other person’s feelings” seems a bit closer to the good side than “rips the other person off”.

“Susie isn’t totally blameless here, either. If she’d been a little better with money and addressed her gambling problem, she wouldn’t have had to sell her soul to the mob.”

Pretty sure Joel was laundering money for Frank and Nicky’s family through his clubs. That can only go on so long before the feds come a knockin’.