Thank you. I was trying to figure out who these two dipshits reminded me of. But at least Billy Bob and Angelina had actual talent when they weren’t being weirdos. These two are like the Dollar Store version.

“Jesus loves the people we hate.”

Heeheehee. I loved that. Apparently Jesus just wasn’t woke enough.

“Jesus was an influencer who got cancelled” has to be from an Eric Andre skit about a youth pastor, right?

Jesus loved his enemies.*
* well, except people who get abortions. Screw them.

The hypocrisy is stunning with these assholes.

Reminds me of a great That 70s Show episode where Red convinces Preacher Dave to quit the church, and the neighborhood comes after him for it.

In fairness, it’s Germany; Goecke could have been carrying around a paper bag of dog shit for any number of unrelated reasons

Goecke’s “impulsive reaction,” the company continued,

Really, the dude with visible panty lines, a shitty rug on his head, super crappy spray tan, the worst suits a tailor ever shat out, and a fupa has no business talking shit about anyone.

The Ronco Rotisserie: Set it and Forget it!

Cher and share alike. (OK, I’m sorry. I’m kicking my own self out)

I def thought this performance was... just okay.
It has the interesting stage setup (the smash bros stage design). It has the aesthetics, had the playlist, but it just lacked.

She deserves all the praise for doing that while apparently pregnant, but as shows go, that was as mediocre as mediocre gets. The songs carried. The performance, the staging, the design, the lack of surprises. As by the numbers as you can get with these.

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Agreed. I love her, but this was a snooze.

I love Rihanna, and I was really looking forward to this.  But what were you watching? She played the hits. Great. No costume changes, no great choreography. She barely moved. Her outfit was…not great. Sounds like she wore it to cover her pregnancy. No guest stars that joined in with her. Nowhere near Beyoncé level…

Man if we hadn’t lived through the 90s, would we even believe it?

Shameful admission: I recently went back and found the Cindy Crawford workout DVDs on EBay because I remember liking them way back when. They’re still a huge load of fun, and weirdly, not as “I’m Cindy Crawford and you never will be” as I assumed they would seem now. Cindy clearly has no idea how to work out or lift an…

Oh man...I forgot about those two. I remember a lot of guys in my high school wailing and moaning about how THEY would never have cheated on Cindy; THEY would have treated her right! Too bad she just didn’t know how many alternatives were available.

What else is that trashy three toed sheanderthal going to do? All an attention heaux who is incompetent, unqualified and dumber than a doorknob can do is show her ignorant butt and try to stir shit to distract from the egregiousness of her group’s actions. Shout out to her & her fellow white nationalists who are hell…