She looks like her mom gave her a reward for not making a scene at her pediatrician appointment.

One of the the many, many things I loathe about these ghouls is the way they are always so damn lame with their attempts at “jokes.” You just know MTG think she’s making the sickest burn with this balloon when in reality she just looks like the dumb loser she has always been.

> The shade was pretty obvious,

Then it ain’t shade. Bring back shade court and the Honorable Judge Kara Brown.

Yeah my dude, not the great defense you think it is. Surprise you didn’t throw in “cancel culture” with a dash of “woke.”

I’m just waiting for that little trolly-troll who shows up on every Chris Brown article to accuse us all of racism and not giving him the benefit of the doubt. His explanation of how Chris was wronged here should be good for at least a laugh.

This is your granny, and she quite liked it on David Bowie when he was a Martian. 

And third’d by your father.  

-co- signed, your Auntie

Just like Gaetz, don’t even mention his name until it’s to say he’s on his way to jail!

Pretty sure your last sentence would efficiently serve as a headline-without-a-story for any Jezebel story on Beyonce.

This is your mother speaking and honey, it’s just not attractive on you. Any of you. 

That lead photo looks like she uses the same plastic surgeon as Ida Lowry in Brazil.

There really is very little to say at this point. This guy is such a pathetic piece of shit that it would really be more surprising if he shut the fuck up for once. The real problem is all the people who are still happy to buy/listen online to his music and thus pay him money, which then elevates him to awards like…

Grimes alleges...
...nah, I’m out.

This all strikes me as incredibly infantilizing. Like the world feels the need to help sooth Beyoncé’s wounded pride. “It’s OK, Bey...we all know *YOU* should have won!”

“Pick me... as your next victim.”

How many second chances and opportunities to grow and mature are we supposed to give this dude?

How come you never talk about Simon, the son you sold for meth in 2015?

Are people seriously rooting for Beyoncé like she’s some underappreciated, underground newcomer? Honestly at this point it’s like people hoping that King Charles wins the lottery.

It’s not up to Harry Styles to make Beyonce or her fans feel better. He won. She didn’t. He doesn’t have to apologise, nor muse on whether or not she should have won, nor deflect from his own accomplishment.