Seriously... where the hell did this title come from if not to show WTF the “Candies of 2021" actually ARE?!

How are you telling me about new candies without an easy list of said new candies? Needs a picture slide. 

A list of new Halloween Flavors from companies would be appreciated. 

To be fair. Miami is a very flat city. 

Yes! Chatterbox was the best. IMO the talk radio stations in subsequent GTAs have never been as good as Chatterbox (although Blaine County Talk Radio in GTA V comes close).

My favorite part of GTA 3 was the classical music station. Nothing compared to mowing down pedestrians to some epic opera. To this day it remains my favorite music in any GTA. Wish they’d bring it back.

What station was this on? Feel like I never heard it. Was too busy listening to KILLER BEES MAN on Chatterbox

Came here to say this. That might possibly be the dumbest reason I can think of to get rid of a car you “Loved”  and now own and have no trouble with. “I’ll teach those people at Carvana! I’ll sell my car after they already took my money and don’t give a shit anymore!”

“I loved the car, but I hated the experience so much I didn’t want it anymore,”

Also, they apparently don't know the difference between "site" and "sight". I don't think anyone proofreads these articles anymore. 

There is so much Pro-Jeep hyperbole in the language of both the Jeep rep and the author you would think they are one and the same person. “Head of the class, Legendary capability, capability that’s bred in(WTF?)“.  Has anyone seen Lawrence Hodge and Jim Morrison in the same room?

I laughed when I read that quote and immediately thought of this. These people are all full of shit, it’s just funny when it is this obvious.

“We design all of those Trail Rated elements from the ground up… it’s not just a marketing term.”

Apparently they just hired a bunch of BuzzFeed leftovers who only know how to think in lists, like children. What’s worse, PIT holds this auction every year and it’s so un-newsworthy Jalopnik never bothered reporting on it in the past. 

I’m looking for long form journalism, not a tweet.  

Well, you see, the owners held their thumbs over the license plates while taking pictures, so they are 100% untraceable.

Would be a helluva’ article to read the backstories of how these cars ended up abandoned. Hint, hint.

You felt that the “traumatic family holiday” zinger wasn’t enough as a pithy photo caption, so you repeated the exact same phrase in the body of the article? Boy, this place has really gone to the dogs. 

If, like Israel, the vast majority of people are vaccinated, then the majority of people hospitalized will be vaccinated. But your chances of needing to be hospitalized while vaccinated are around 1/30th compared to unvaxxed.