Oh no, not an alarm! That thing we have trained ourselves to ignore since the invention of car alarms.

Pffffft, nothing some aluminum foil and a Dremel tool with a cutting disc couldn’t handle.

Just drill a tiny hole through the windshield under the suction cup and leave the thing by the side of the road (well within the margin of error for a GPS.) Fill hole with windshield kit.

While I have friends who did their med school in Cuba, acknowledge the role he played in supporting Mandela (to a large degree because he wanted to tweak the nose of the US any way he could) and agree that US policy in Latin America has often been a disaster, I have little sympathy for someone who executed 5000…

It literally just happened.

It’s a good thing this happened in the canal - otherwise, I don’t think a tow boat would have been able to find it!

It’s a brand new class of warship. It’s going to have growing pains.

Why are there photos of bloodied cats ungreyed?!?! (Also i am grey bc I lost my key but hope this gets starred)

It would be hard to think of a less consequential Trump story to focus on, really. If 13 allegations of assault don’t matter, why would a consensual affair?

I despise the Trumps and even I don’t give a shit about that story.

This....just isn’t that shocking.

You’re a hero bro. Let me pin a gold star to your chest and salute you.

Fun McFunster over here.

I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.

However she got the last one is how she’ll get the next one.

I hope the penguin pussy was worth the ass beating he got. Now he’s just stuck with that penguin hoe, and in 3 years he’ll be wondering if she’s gonna do the same thing to him. Mark my words!

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

Great writeup. Best of all, you’ve pointed out there are several “bridges too far” that really lie beyond VW’s responsibility. Owning, operating, and maintaining a car costs money. For those expenditures, an owner expects to be able to drive themselves from Point A to Point B on an ongoing basis. The nastiness of…