I guess I don’t know what you mean by way of an alternative in the winter. Are you saying we should use the washes where you have the spray wand and do it yourself, or that we shouldn’t do it at all? You’ve gotta do something to hose the salt off once a week when you live in the Rust Belt like I do.

Hand wash my car? I don’t have time to do that. I work & on my days off I drive it. I just go the touch-less gas station car wash, and wax it after. I also go to have unicorn shit sprayed on it.

Why, hello there, hydrogen!

It isn’t about the current cost, you believe otherwise, but it isn’t. What you should be looking at, is your total consumption increase.

I’m going to toss some inconvenient facts out there for you.

And GM kills hundreds of people and has a similar a similar penalty. It makes no sense.

So VW gets assraped for 14.7 billion- that’s a pretty hefty fine- but Wells Fargo participates in a seemingly comparable fraud, one with obvious criminal implications- and gets pegged for $185 million? Someone please educate me as to why a bank gets soft-shoed and VW gets the high hat (thank you, Miller’s Crossing).

I am ashamed to say I had the same thought.

Are the dogs kosher?

It’s not a souvenir, but I found—will always find it—really weird that you can buy a hot dog in between the Auschwitz and Birkenau parts of the tour.

Curt Schilling would start a petition to make a statue of the moment.

You fuckers from outside of Minnesota cannot fathom just HOW FUCKING SERIOUS the Jacob Wetterling case has been for the past 27 years. Why don’t you read the confession in the paper which talks about how an eleven-year-old boy was kidnapped at gunpoint, molested, and then murdered, and then come back and make some…

This CJ person’s Twitter profile describes herself as “all around PITA.” Yep, that sounds about right.

This is interesting, as I was thinking about whether the PS4 Pro really is powerful enough to basically just “upgrade” games to native 4K without a performance hit, but there are some quotes here that kind of indicate that there could very well be a performance hit. Is it plausible that PS4 Pro 4K “native” games will…

Literally this case changed Minnesota/the Midwest/all of America...No more waiting for the street lights to come on. Obviously the porch lights were symbolic for this case and now after hearing the fucking horrendous outcome you better believe everyone has their porch lights on. It’s not a punchline. Have some…

Sarcasm fail.

Heck, they’re not just leaving MN Nice at home, they’re removing the ‘Passive’ from the ‘MN Passive-Aggressive’ and just going feral on her.

I’m from the MN and was in preschool when Jacob was abducted. We still left a light on for him, and us kids would caution each other about being out at night by just saying his name. The Wetterling family’s tragedy is definitely part of the MN psyche.

I want to take a moment for those who live outside of Minnesota to try and express How Very Seriously And Deeply the people here take the Wetterling case. I moved here in 2000, and it was mere weeks before it was explained to me that one left one’s porch light on for Jacob, and how his disappearance was a loss of…

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media