The complaint: Women’s armors are clearly designed to make the character look like a wet dream while the male ones are made to look like a power fantasy. We want female armors that are as much a power fantasy as the mens!

Yes, those are the only two choices: frump, or porn model.

ROSE ALL DAY! and Xanax bars.

Gin

Grey Goose, rocks. As Ron Swanson said

Someone called her a member of the Long Island Iced Tea Party so that gets my vote.

Jagermeister and Bud Light, Jager bombs

Really really really really really shitty gas station red wine through a straw.

Wine in a box, with a shit ton of cherry liqueur mixed in.

Chardo-fucking-nay

i laughed so hard at her “did you do something crazy with it?” thing. what a nut.

i would have far more good will for him and what he’s trying to do if he just said less...

I mean I understand, but the latter argument is too close to ‘historical accuracy’ folks like to throw around for not having black/brown folks in sword and board stories and that rubs me wrong.

Read it (or anything else that Ryan North has written) and then you’ll understand. I too discovered Squirrel Girl because of GLA, but Ryan’s “unbeatable” version is so much more than the original one-joke character.

It’s geeky and hilarious, but never dumb. Squirrel Girl’s special powers are being kind and rational,…

I know, I know, don’t feed trolls. But I gotta watch this bullshit disintegrate. I’m a sadist.

Or Bernie caring about income inequality. 

At least part of it with the Art and Arcana book is that a LOT of the early art for D&D was both amateurish and stolen, so they can’t really tell the story of the art (and D&D generally) without facing some of the seat-of-their-pants ugliness of the early days.

FWIW, the giant, glossy, huge, expensive, officially licensed Dungeons and Dragons Art and Arcana book tells a story that’s actually surprisingly similar to the one above (though it doesn’t linger on the grievances)

The only actually shocking part of this entire story (as sad as this sounds) is that somehow the 13-year old was not charged with assault, assault with a deadly weapon, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest (I’m assuming the cops could argue playground paul was performing a citizen arrest), and assault on a police…

The child was brutalized ON CAMERA and the parents had to get social workers to advocate for charges?? And they claimed that there's equity in law enforcement. Bullshit. Let this have been a Black or Latino man pinning a white child down like this. He would've been executed swiftly by the police upon their arrival.