I think I love you

Oh man, I feel for you.

Vince is a disgusting human being. Back in the mid ‘90s when I watched wrestling I thought he was hilarious but I’ve listened to enough interviews with him and read enough articles about him and his ethics to come to the conclusion that he’s basically a power-mongering, narcissistic psychopath. I recall him saying…

the story is antifeminist shitbag dudebros love to come out of the woodwork to rag on this comic.  they HATE that it’s as beloved as it is.

I’ve wanted to hate this song so much, but I find myself nodding to it in the my car when it comes on the radio. Plus, it makes me wish I had a horse. lol

Russ is a class act, you can tell his Mom is a humble sweet lady so not surprising she brought him up right! Go Hawks!

If everyone in Taylor’s orbit failed to realize that most people would think of Beychella before Tusk when they saw the performance, then Taylor needs to hire new people.

Actually, the family has specifically asked that photos not be used to respect their privacy, asshole. See the Go Fund Me linked in the article for more.

If I scream DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT! at such people, is it tantamount to terrorist threats?

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

Their menu if I’m reading it right has them at either £4-5 or £7 each. So unless she ordered 3 dozen of the expensive ones at once, something is off.

Filed to: ANTI THEFT

With all her millions, you wouldn’t expect Rihanna to notice a missing oyster but

My hope both for this story’s veracity and how I imagine Rihanna ate her fresh plate of oysters...in gif form.

I never understood how murdering someone on your doorstep would lead to good things in the near future. You’d think you would just answer the door, be like “nah, you got the wrong place” and move on with your night.

I’m sure Rahm’s putting together another presser so he can hold back some fake tears and rant about how this makes a mockery of the justice system and is embarrassing for the city of Chicago.

I’m not a courtroom lawyer but I’m 99% sure cops don’t have the jurisdiction to make sure someone is a really a lawyer in court. That’s the court’s job and only the court’s job. The cop is there for security and to bring criminal defendants in and out of custody. This cop should 100% be fired but I’m sure he won’t be.

Man... we need some answers. What the fuck is happening!?

I am a 90s girl and to this day still maintain that Mellon Collie is one of the best alternative albums ever released and that Tonight, Tonight is one of the best music videos ever created. The Pumpkins still have great replay value, though I will admit that “The Perfect Drug” and “Closer to God” are as far as I go for…

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.