I really hope their cross-town rivals are the Falling Prices.

It was my little girl’s birthday so it was real easy to ignore the Super Bowl. Still ate like I was afraid there’d be no more food though.

At this rate (if God and Jesus hate us), we’ll see him wearing a version of his old military school uniform and putting David Clarke to shame by the start of 2019.

Every time I think of Michael Rapaport, I remember when he was punched to death by Nic Cage in 1995's Kiss of Death, House of Pain playing in the background.

You remember that kid growing up who claimed he had an uncle that worked at Nintendo so he knew all the secret codes? Remember when he told you there was a way to give Guile a gun in Street Fighter II? How he had all the best toys but he wasn’t allowed to show them to anyone? How he had a Canadian girlfriend but she…

I didn’t watch because I can’t stand his fucking voice or his fucking face. I can’t stand the smug emanating off of the Republican members of congress or the thinly disguised hatred they have for us. I could barely tolerate hearing it on the news this morning and then they reported that polls indicated that 80% of…

Doby came after Walker and Robinson. So how is Doby the first?

They’re like Pokemon, Damon. A Tomilahren evolves into a Brittmchenry and a Brittmchenry evolves into an Annecoulter or a Lauraingram, depending on a few outside factors.

Someone on Twitter claimed that the team name and mascot were in honor of them having the 1st Native American in the league and so I ask (as I did then): If hypothetically, Cleveland had the 1st Black player in the league, would they have named themselves something like the “Blackies” and today, would we be arguing…

They should be the Cleveland Also-Browns.

It looks like her music is self published, but someone (probably the Church of Scientology) spends a hefty chunk of change on production. So, either the Grammy sends tickets to her “label” as a courtesy or the COS is paying her way.

Blame it on the alcohol.

Ok, made it 48 seconds in. Musically, she’s a saltine cracker. Visually, she’s a saltine cracker with some weird cheese and red bell pepper garnish.

I wake up early so I need some audio coffee and Trick Daddy’s Let’s Go does it.

Is this the same NBC that employs Megan Kelly?

Toxic “Both sides”-ism

They weren’t going to abolish it but they sure as hell weren’t going to fund it until it suited their purposes. It was the perfect cudgel.

I get the feeling you’d see this same article somewhere out there if CHIP continued to go unfunded while Dems held out for DACA. We’d be talking about how Dems don’t give a shit about poor children of color and how our future generations are always left high and dry in favor of a political stunt. I bet it’s a draft on…

Before I saw a picture, all I read was that he’d said “Have my check ready” and I knew it was a brotha.

I don’t think my party has ever fought goblins, but we did liberate a group of them from slavery. But then again, it’s an Eberron campaign so standard conventions don’t apply.