Nothing wrong with Miracle Whip. That’s all my grandma used because that’s all we had and the potato salad was great.

Did they gentrify West Phoenix? I remember that being dominated by “minorities”, granted this was 10 years ago so a lot can change.

You sweat all the time too, unless you just put on deodorant for funsies.

Those guys always think their dicks are cleaner than the bathroom, like there isn’t that stubborn drop of pee that doesn’t come out (EVEN IF YOU SHAKE FOR WAY LONGER THAN LEGALLY ALLOWED) soaking into their drawers, or ball sweat, or whatever half-ass cleaning habits they have. They probably have skidmarks in their…

Your dick lives in a valley between your legs, nestled up to your sweaty balls. That’s stank central.

He really, truly hasn’t yet grasped that the President is not really the CEO of the Country and that any descriptions as such were purely metaphorical. So, we’re agreed, any fucker who tries to tell you that a business man would make a great president/govt official should be beaten to within an inch of their lives?…

Oh shit! There’s a rhinestone gimp. That’s it. I demand an immediate redo of this article.

Neither this song, nor this video belong anywhere near this list. Don’t you try to do Luther like that.

I think anything Funk gets a wavier because every single performance is on another plane of existence.

I admit that it’s a song and it’s fun to just randomly blurt out Centipede around my siblings but that’s it.

The Whispers weren’t chasing that woman. Sure, she motivated them but that pace wasn’t gonna catch anyone. “Centipede” by Rebbie Jackson should have been on this list. I’m still convinced that Joe threatened to beat Michael’s ass if he didn’t give his big sister a hit, and Centipede is what he came up with.

Always reminds of a Dave Attell bit where he talks about White Supremacists in Alaska, organizing meetings to once and for all get rid of...Dave.

What’s the over-under on Dr. Love practicing while he’s behind bars?

THIS THIS THIS! I use the rail station/Park N Ride just after the airport but same thing.

Some stoner probably kicked him in his tiny baby balls in high school when he threw away their hacky sack. That’s why he’s so sure weed leads to violence. Every time someone brings up marijuana, his miniscule man purse aches and he flashes back to Chad’s foot buried in the groin of his seersucker pants. It’s deeply…

That last paragraph is the truest & is also probably another reason they only want to speak with black journalists. Once the story is written and published, they’ll quickly forget it ever happened. They’ll move on to other stories about celebrities or some stupid trend and Erica will be a footnote. She deserves so…

Have we swung back around to a 90's revival because I am down.

I never trusted Trump but I sure as hell ain’t gonna believe what comes out of Bannon’s mouth either. I just hope their anger at each other is real and they take each other down like a pair of stupid, diseased albino hippos, fighting for a dominance neither realizes the other lacks.

Only if her reluctance to wear a motorcycle helmet results in her early exit from the race.

$5 bucks this whole thing started with the phrase “This is sure to trigger the Libs...”