At this rate, we’re a year away from him throwing caution to the wind and straight up calling a political opponent a “fucking nigger”. Then Shuckabee Sanders will look April Ryan and Glenn Thrush both in the eye simultaneously and swear that he was quoting a rap lyric and wasn’t racist at all before throwing a Nazi…

I completely get where she’s coming from ‘cause I’ve been there. Hell, I’m probably still there because there’s always the implication (or straight up, in your face suggestion) that you can be “mixed” or “black” but you can’t be both. So it’s a struggle between denying who you are or being told, “you’re not one of us”…

She’s gorgeous and maybe I’m missing the point but I wish they’d done some natural light so we could see her better, unless we’re just supposed to focus on her lips and finger nails.

Did that “I like you” sound a lot like “You’re one of the good ones” or am I taking crazy pills?

Ok, biracial reporting in. Just because we identify as both doesn’t mean we don’t acknowledge and embrace our blackness. We know that people are going to look skin deep and judge us there and no amount of “I’m half-white” is going to slow some racist’s fist from hitting us. Still, that doesn’t mean that we’ve got to…

At some point in that first video, she realized that ballerinas are nothing like the might T. rex, by which I mean they can see her if she stands immobile. No, Melania realizes ballerinas are more like the Utahraptor; capable of slicing her midsection open with a single slippered kick. Unfortunately, she can’t escape…

Miss him? How in the hell can you miss that Alabastard waddling about?

I don’t listen to a lot of gospel music but the one that sticks with me is “I Won’t Complain”

Nah, I’ve never had fried chicken either. Sometimes someone brings ham and that’s cool but I’ve never had two birds at Thanksgiving.

If you haven’t called the police yet, I recommend you do so.

I used to ride the Greyhound a LOT in college and folks used to get away with a LOT on those things: drunken lover’s spats, full on brawls, all kinds of fuckery. The only solid rule they had was that you better be back on bus when it was time to leave a stop or your ass was getting left behind.

That chiseled sculpted existent jawline!

Uncles will find a fold up table no one remembers anyone owning and will play dominoes. And because that table barely exists, it’ll survive even the hardest slams. Brown liquor will be shared by all. Amazingly, for all the swearing and yelling, there will be no fights. Meanwhile after the meal, Grandma & the aunts…

You had no normal friends, so what does Damon young do....he becomes an sjw so that way he can make friends you sad lonely man.

That Wolverine story was everything and then noticing that Laura was the writer pushed it over the edge. The whole issue was great but that one story really sold it.

How do we get Reynolds Kitchens shut down for a Mental Health Code Violation?

Well a black man and “America’s Favorite Political Punching Bag” weren’t in charge back then so it doesn’t count.

The way I’m reading the name change thing is to prevent people from pretending they’re another user or representing an organization they don’t. That could spell trouble for any verified parody accounts although I can’t really think of any that bothered to get verified.

It was Gladys’ (you know, the 15-year Marketing Specialist in the corner with all the cat pictures. The one who ducks and hides when everyone talks about how much Trump sucks. The one who brings “walnut casserole” to the department potluck) turn to pick and no one in the office could change her mind.

They get triggered so easily.