That is some crazy shit. Kids shouldn’t be penalized because of some school administrators piss-poor budgeting.

So, long story short, she’s dumb.

That don’t work because my house had the big spoon and fork and sugar in our grits. I didn’t know about savory grits options until I was grown. Now we have people acting like fools over it.

Nah, its the hottest Emo Goth Folk band and they’re going to be a Coachella next year.

I don’t know but now I have a desire to listen to Michael Jackson’s Liberian Girl.

The irony is that there’s a 500% chance this little chucklefuck and his mother think athletes are unpatriotic if they take a knee.

Steve just wants us to realize that Colin has been inside our hearts the whole time. /s

We need someone to wear a wire because I bet when the cameras are off he says every terrible word in the book and a few that he invented, considering he knows all the best words.

“Oy, Joanne, go on and say some real racist shit, you know, for a laugh. Me an’ the mates’ll have a giggle and delete it we swear. OOoo, Becca says you should talk about cocks, she’s absolutely MAD over them, the slag.” -Conversation that never happened.

There’s a reason he only lasted six years in the Air Force: he was (and still is) a dirt bag.

I tried to come at this list with an open heart and mind but then you said no meat in the greens and the Lord hardened my heart. I don’t even pray but I’m gonna pray for you.

He looks like he’s going to fight Iron Man with all 10 of his rings as soon as the interview is concluded.

He looks like an old guy who took his fluid pill before leaving the house, even though he knows better.

Bullshit. At 13, he has already spent his load swearing in every imaginable way possible and already gone through at least half the slurs he’s heard. If he plays games online, he’s probably commented on people’s sexual proclivities and trysts with their mothers. If he’s creative, it’s likely he suggested there were…

Short Answer: No

They should get time removed from their sentence for acting as security consultants. They just pointed out that not only is the jail easy to break out of, but to break in. That kind of data should be invaluable to the county.

“Allyson”

This fool may have a 15 in Intelligence but he’s got a 5 in Wisdom and nowhere near enough ranks in bluff or knowledge to try to beat that DC.

40 seconds. New record for me.