I know and I miss him.

I get what you’re saying. His role isn’t to be a Colbert or Larry Wilmore, especially not on that show in that time slot and he’s not that guy. The Tonight Show is a softball game and we can’t expect Fallon to start throwing knucleballs. Still, it’s good to see him regret the whole thing as NBC on the whole has been…

Yeah, how does that work. “Hillary” Targaryen invited the WWC to give up on Cersei “Trump” and when they doubled down, she set their white asses on fire. Maybe I’m thinking too hard on this.

Nothing rallies white people more effectively than the plight of a white woman.

Competitive Negging! Mirror shopping! A visit to the nearest Hooters to scope out the competition! You know, date stuff.

Anybody got a written down play-by-play on this? I don’t have the patience to listen to them talking over each other.

I read each of those paragraphs in the voice of the older white woman professor I had for Asian history. She was the type of person who pronounced Himalayas as “Him-All-Lee-Ahs”.

If cops can get away with murder, theft and drug dealing is easy.

I’m gonna say it again for those who didn’t hear me the last time:

I thought they defaulted to “ain’t that the truth?”

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a white person say “You ain’t never lied/lyin’”

How is “Hot water challenge” even a thing? Trying to eat a bunch of saltines and whistle? I get that. Dumping some cold ass water on someone. I can see that. Pouring or drinking something that can cause bodily harm? That’s not a prank or a challenge. That’s assault or coerced assault. There’s no reminiscing about that…

I’ve gotta start reading some Butler because it all sounds awesome. I hope that one day, N.K. Jemisin gets her due and we start seeing adaptations of her stories too.

Fine, I blow out the candles and keep all of the cake, FOR THE SAFETY OF YOU ALL. That’s my gift to you.

He’ll be up in his penthouse with one of those old Casio keyboards with settings like “Reggae” and “Bossanova” just hitting keys and imagining he’s Burt Bacharach.

MAKE AMERICA HATED AGAIN EVEN MORE

If we’re going to jump on things that don’t count because they “were added later”, let’s talk about “In God We Trust” and “The Pledge of Allegiance”.

G’damn Megamind-looking Stephen Miller! He had been laying low but I guaran-fucking-tee his ass is behind the anti-affirmative action initiative and I’ll bet this one is his baby too. Hate is a strong word but I instinctively hate him, like my hands just ball into fists on their own and my jaw tightens when I see him.

This initiative has Bannon and Miller’s stench all over it, Miller in particular.

Which is why she needs a new skinny blond body. The Tomi series of conservabot keeps the shocking quips of the Ann models with a more youthful energy. The Megyn series are more for the amateur journalist who wants to give their racism a more “dignified” slant.